There was a thread like this a while ago and now I've decided we need a new one, damnit - [thumb]http://media.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded_photos/9/9f/Zooey_Deschanel-chickipedia-lovely-eyes-hot-stunning-soft-young_thumb_585x795.jpg[/thumb] Discuss. PS no Caseys.
Like 5 years ago I used to think Katy Perry was the cuter and more attractive version of Zooey. Obviously that's not the case anymore. Don't know what happened to her. Zooey is untouchable now.
LOL! Damn. I think she's beautiful but her whole "oh i'm so quirky, indie and hipstery" attitude gets on my nerve. edit: Or in other words... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl
she's so much more gorgeous in person that it fucking hurts. saw her at Bonnaroo 2010 and a few months later at the Ryman, and besides looking like an angel, she has the voice of one. I don't know who the antichrist is, but Zooey is the fucking opposite of that times a thousand. If she told me to be a Christian loving George Bush xenophobe, I would do it.
I imagine her cooch smelling like blooming flowers in the springtime and tasting like strawberries. It's too bad not all of them are made that way.
This was actually kind of touching I don't like strawberries. What you've described there is what would happen to me if I were a Twilight Zone character.
I'm sure you don't like the taste dirty snatch, either. Strawberries can't be that bad for you compared to the possible alternative.