"WOLF": a text-based game

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  1. Filip

    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    I'm gonna be honest here.

    I start screaming like a little girl.
     
  2. Flagrare

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    Wait, aren't you a little girl? :kappa:
     
  3. hawk

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    As you stare blankly into the eyes of the wolf ahead, your fear quickly turns into courage...

    This wolf is not unfamiliar...

    "I know you..."

    The wolf growls at you, as the fear returns and your heart races.

    What do you do?


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  4. lime treacle

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    Oh damn to hell with this, I start running like a little bitch.
     
  5. Flagrare

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    I run back to the house.
     
  6. Filip

    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    See? You confused me with NoN. :kappa:
     
  7. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    Hahahahahhaha. Well played.
     
  8. lime treacle

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    I said bitch, not girl. You need to learn what a bitch is.
     
  9. Filip

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    It happens. :lol:
     
  10. Jesse

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    Noticing that the wolf seems to be eerily familiar I suspect that I am either A.) Reflecting personal histories upon said creature or that B.) I am hallucinating, which may be a symptom caused by my stress.


    (Yes, I'm serious. ;)

    Note: If people enjoy this and want to play a real Text-Based game play The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Zork and various Dungeon and Dragon games. )
     
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  11. lime treacle

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    Why the hell would you bash this so hard? It's made for fun.
     
  12. Jesse

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    I'm not fucking bashing it, if I were I wouldn't be playing. I'm just stating that for people who like this and would like to enjoy the real experience there are real text based games. So, learn what the hell you're talking about before you say shit.
     
  13. Ree

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    NoN, he wasn't bashing it.

    Chill out, Jesse. It's not a big deal, it's just a misunderstanding. :)

    Carry on with the game, peeps.
     
  14. Flagrare

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    I was "WTF Who is that Gan guy? He looks like Jesse." Now I know.:p
     
  15. Jesse

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    Sorry NoN, and Ree. I was a bit stressed out last night and was easily annoyed and had lashed out when I shouldn't have.
     
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    Yay, here we go. (=

    I run towards the wolf. I dare a leap onto its back and try to
    ride it.

    :shankyshank:
     
  17. The Joesen One

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    I realize that I'm in that godawful Red Riding Hood movie. I scream like crazy, not because of the wolf, because the wolf starts speaking in a very Edward Cullen-like manner.
     
  18. hawk

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    Hey ... remember that wolf? Let's have some fun, yeah?

    As you stare into the face of the beast ahead, heart racing, your blood begins to run cold and your head is sent into a dizzy spell. You break stance and begin to stumble backwards as the wolf, that is now only a blur, slowly approaches you. You stumble backwards, tripping and smacking your head into the cold concrete below ...

    ...

    The beautiful sound of birds singing awakes you. Sitting up, you violently gasp for air. Your deep breaths echo. You observe the environment around you ... you're in a cave. Puzzled, you can only assume your mind was playing catch up from your experience in the town. You feel terrible. You're weak and your head is still spinning but you still have the will to find out what's happening. You notice there are two narrow tunnels ahead: one which seems to swing downwards and the other upwards.

    What do you do?


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  19. lime treacle

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    I head to the tunnel that swings upwards. Hopefully grab a stick if there is one.
     
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    You remain still momentarily as you regain yourself, head pounding. You look at the ground around you in hopes of finding something which you can carry with you, but to no avail. You head right, eyes fixed on the ground in hopes of finding something less than obvious, towards the tunnel which swings upwards. Your steps are small and slow.

    Like a gunshot, a sudden loud howl echoes between the narrows walls of the cave. It rushes past, by the back of your ears. It has come from the downwards tunnel. Standing at the eve of the upwards swinging tunnel, you look back, but you're unsure as to whether you're up for another confrontation.

    What do you do?


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