Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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  1. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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  2. GraveDigger388

    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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    Because I want to date Ducati more.Yeah I know,it's a random thread so I broke up with some random person because of random reason,in a random mood...
     
  3. Filip

    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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    Well,likes Linkin Park
     
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  6. GraveDigger388

    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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    Dafuq?

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  7. Filip

    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    Broke up with me even though I accomplished my wish.
     
  8. lime treacle

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    Lost interest in the best band in the history of human kind.
     
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    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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  14. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Likes me, im afraid of it a bit.
     
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    Won't let me jerk off where I want to.
     
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    Posted seconds befor me
     
  20. GraveDigger388

    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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    Forgot an 'e' on 'before'
     

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