Why are you breaking up with the person above you

Because everything is still awesome.

 

Constant name changes.

 

Not costant name change.

 

Ate last of the cookies.

 

No cookies, no relationship.

 

Because I want to end it on a good note.

 

just 151 posts.

 

Just 901 posts.

 

Over 6000 posts.

 

Finds fault in everything.

 

isnt perfect

 

Lives in a country previously controlled by Adolf Hitler.

 

Made a racist remark.

 

Because 9,000 posts is more important to me right now.

 

Too weird for my taste.

 

Doesn't like when I draw faces on eggs and throw them at Juggalos.

 

Turns out, you're my grandmother.

 

I'm too devastated by the fact that I'm apparently 87 years old.

 

too old for me.

 

Doesn't think everything is awesome.