Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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    Erica

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    Because the fact that you're spending your nights with a boy in spandex underwear is suspicious.
     
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    Your accusations of homosexuality claim from your own insecurities - I prefer my partners confident :kappa:
     
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    Because Daredevil > Batman
     
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    Because anyone who thinks Daredevil is better than batman deserves to be single for the rest of their days
     
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    He from Denver ILLUMINATI !!!!! Dat mess up airport
     
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    Because his name is in call caps :(
     
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    Because you think a signature is not needed.
     
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    Because The Hunting Party is in a different colour than all of the other albums in your signature.
     
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    I don't find you attractive.
     
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    lime treacle

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    We're from the same country, not exotic enough.

    That's because it hasn't been released yet. Thought that was obvious. :lol:
     
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    Filip

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    Too young.
     
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    Will most likely steal my underwear in the night.
     
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    The beard bothers me during kissing. :kappa:
     
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    Because it's daytime on Neptune.
     
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    Because I realized I was dating you, you of all people!
     
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    Because you keep coming back after I clearly said I don't want to be with you.
     
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    IGibbedYEIH

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    Because this long distance relationship just isn't working.
     
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    Because you're not able to think of an original way to dump someone in this thread.
     
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    Because me being here makes you think I want to get back together with you.
     
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    Because the relationship is going too well and it scares me.
     

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