Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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  1. Erica

    Erica Meh LPA Über VIP

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    Because I'm out there on the front lines fighting the man! I have time for a relationship!
     
  2. snailharvest

    snailharvest nice

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    because his signature is far too big
     
  3. Filip

    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    Doesn't type perfectly.
     
  4. brady

    brady I am the LPA LPA Super Member

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    Worries about people typing perfectly.
     
  5. Abel

    Abel Chester Bennington saved my life.

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    Because you have 76 more posts than me and I can't handle that.
     
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  6. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Doesn't have more than 1,000 posts in four years.
     
  7. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Is only a SuperMember and I only date UberMembers.
     
  8. Erica

    Erica Meh LPA Über VIP

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    I only date very important people such as myself.
     
  9. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Thinks she's important.
     
  10. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    Not a natural turquoise
     
  11. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Doesn't believe I'm a natural turquoise.
     
  12. Gibs

    Gibs The Prog Nerd Über Member

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    Believes he's a natural turquoise.
     
  13. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Is in a conspiracy plot with Zombie Jeff to convince others with the deluded thought that I am an unnatural turquoise.
     
  14. brady

    brady I am the LPA LPA Super Member

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    Believes in conspiracies
     
  15. The Emptiness Machine

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    I'm skeptical of his disbelief in conspiracies and think that it is a conspiracy.
     
  16. brady

    brady I am the LPA LPA Super Member

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    Is a meanie
     
  17. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Isn't a masochist so my sadism eludes 'em.
     
  18. brady

    brady I am the LPA LPA Super Member

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    Uses words I don't understand
     
  19. Gibs

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    Doesn't understand the words Unnatural Turquoise uses.
     
  20. brady

    brady I am the LPA LPA Super Member

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    Continues to bully the "special" people
     

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