Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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  1. Gibs

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    Because he is a close-minded metal elitist.
     
  2. The Emptiness Machine

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    Because he knows my secrets.
     
  3. Squish Mitten

    Squish Mitten I'm a five-star general; infantry controller.

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    Because he doesn't tell me any of his secrets. LET ME IN, JESSE.
     
  4. Erica

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    More interested in Jesse's secrets than me :(
     
  5. Gibs

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    He loves Behemoth more than he loves me! :cry:
     
  6. Erica

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    Because I love Behemoth more than anything :wub:
     
  7. Jeff

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    Because he loves Behemoth.
     
  8. Erica

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    Because I've locked myself in the closet with Behemoth.
     
  9. Liz

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    Because I need time for myself - playing Pokemon Y
     
  10. Jeff

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    Because she Lizzed in her pants playing Pokemon Y.
     
  11. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    I hate polka dot clothing
     
  12. Erica

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    You're feet are almost too adorable...
     
  13. The Emptiness Machine

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    Threatened to tell people my family given nickname, knowing that I hate it.
    EDIT: Also, he used "You're" incorrectly
     
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  14. brady

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    Is an Uber Member
     
  15. Erica

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    Is 9,000+ posts away from being an Uber member
     
  16. Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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    Because you inexplicably have more posts than me despite joining at a much later date.
     
  17. brady

    brady I am the LPA LPA Super Member

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    Cares about the amount of posts to join date ratio (if that makes any sense)
     
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  18. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Because he broke up with Tim.

    No one breaks up with Tim :samuel: :kappa:
     
  19. Gibs

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    Is more concerned with her lover staying together with Tim, rather than her lover being more faithful.
     
  20. The Joesen One

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    Doesn't believe in TimDreina
     

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