Okay, okay... I was climbing up the ladder on the playground in grade two, bumped my head which knocked me out, fell down, and landed funny. Somehow ripped my privates a little, and needed three stitches. It hurt like hell.
Ouch! When I was in grade two I had a similar playground incident, except I wasn't knocked out. I jumped off of the old wooden playground and a nail head grabbed my shorts. As I hang there, waiting for an aide to pick me up, my shorts were torn quite bad. Aside from my whole area down there hurting, my pride was as well. There was a big crowd of kids and all of my classmates saw my underwear from the rip in my shorts. I then had to sit in the nurse's office until my mom brought me a replacement set of shorts. I remembered that the ones that ripped were my favorite.
After reading Minus's story I remember having a similar incident. No bones were broken but when I jumped from the swing I landed on my head and got knocked out. To this day my friends back in Trinidad call me " Hindenburg " heard I landed pretty hard. :/
I have never broken any bones. I have had some pretty bad cuts in my life though. My first that I can remember is that I was playing outside with my cousin and he was training for baseball and he hit me with the bat by accident and I needed to get stitches in my head. I then remember when I fell off my bike going pretty fast and totally cut up my entire knee cap. I then one punched through a glass door and but my wrist pretty badly, I still have the scar on my wrist from it. I also fractured my foot once fucking around on a skateboard outside my friends off, thinking I was cool, then I busted my ass. My most recent injury would be when I fractured my wrist when I was highly intoxicated. That was embarrassing.
A drunk driver struck my dad's car when I was 2 years old. A piece of flying metal hit me, causing me to have a really deep gash on the top of my head. I lost a lot of blood but only had to have 3 stitches. Needless to say, I got lucky.
Wait, you said you haven't broken any bones, and then you said you fractured your foot and your wrist... Yeah, I know, I'm stupid. I don't get it.
When I was a kid, someone accidentally rammed the sliding door of a van into my hand. It hit the joints of the palm and the finger. It hurt like crazy.