Not exactly but I have stolen many things when I was 4 or so The person below me often tries to do a handstand without help.
I'm still in bed The person below me Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
Ahh yeah, today's Opposite Day, right? Yeah I hate Linkin Park The person below me makes strange people think that he's mentally disturbed.
You meet a lot of people in the course of a day when you're in college, so I like to make some kind of impression. Is that so weird? The person below me is the greatest Macarena dancer of all time.
Your right, tell Shakira my hips dont lie The person below me wants the zombie apocalypse to hurry up
You have no idea. All work and no play make me a dull boy. The person below me wishes today was Friday.
Pretty sure those 3 things qualify as being awesome... The person below me wants to get waxed like Andy from the 40 Year Old Virgin.