Transformers: Age of Extinction - 1.5 out of 5 Long, dumb, confusing, ridden with plot holes, yet not the worst waste of two and a half hours. Optimus riding Grimlock was dope, and Nicola Peltz probably gives some amazing head with lips like that.
The only reason I was going to watch it was for Nicola Peltz. And I guess for the awesome effects. But she's too hot to pass up.
Every time she was on screen, I couldn't stop looking at her mouth. Michael Bay went mad young for his new Transformers babe, and it totally works.
22 Jump Street (2014) - 3.5/5 Solid sequel. The slam poetry and a specific scene with Ice Cube slayed me! Definitely gonna rewatch.
The Avengers : 8/10 The beginning was a bit meeeh to me , but with the time it just got better and better . Mostly liked the scenes with Hulk , especially how he hit Loki All in all a great movie
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) - 4.25/5 This movie was fuckin awesome! Funny, Strange, and Scary, all in one movie! Such a great ride. Joss Whedon should write for movies more often.
The Watch - 2.5/5 Fun waste of time. Not much to it. Flight - 4.5/5 Very interesting story, much different from what I expected, and to top it off, an excellent performance from Denzel Washington.
Neighbors 8/10: I don't know why this got downed on so much. I thought it was hilarious. The girl who played Set Rogan's wife was incredible. Zamora Efron, as badly as I hate him, God damn is he fuckable. Good stuff.
That was priceless! And when Thor told Loki to listen but got sideswipe by Tony. Loki told him he was listening, lol. I was surprise Loki wasn't eating popcorn when he saw those two battle.
Critics loved it. Seth Rogen haters bashed it. Doesn't matter, the box office numbers of the film are huge.
Critics didn't love it. 68/100 on metacritic, which is probably about average. 6.6 on IMDb. I thought it was right around there. They didn't put a whole lot of effort into the writing, but it had a lot of good moments. It demolished the box office though. $18 million budget and has made $268 million worldwide.
Transcendence - 1 out of 5 It would've been so much better if, unlike every other AI movie ever made, the AI didn't want to take over the world. It also would've been better if it made sense.