What Am I?

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.
is it an eating utensil? no.
Do you put something in it? No.
Is it a remote control? For television or for video games, whatever? No.
Does it consist of rubber based material? Some parts of it does/can do.

 

Is it a toy of some sort?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.
is it an eating utensil? no.
Do you put something in it? No.
Is it a remote control? For television or for video games, whatever? No.
Does it consist of rubber based material? Some parts of it does/can do.
Is it a toy of some sort? No. Or yes, depends on how you see it.

 

Oh, I just read the list again and realized someone already asked if it was a toy. Sorry. Gah, this is hard. Last question I'll ask for tonight at least. I'm pretty bored right now.

Is it something a lot of people may use in an every day household?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.
is it an eating utensil? no.
Do you put something in it? No.
Is it a remote control? For television or for video games, whatever? No.
Does it consist of rubber based material? Some parts of it does/can do.
Is it a toy of some sort? No. Or yes, depends on how you see it.
Is it something a lot of people may use in an every day household? Yes.

 

Is it...a bed?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.
is it an eating utensil? no.
Do you put something in it? No.
Is it a remote control? For television or for video games, whatever? No.
Does it consist of rubber based material? Some parts of it does/can do.
Is it a toy of some sort? No. Or yes, depends on how you see it.
Is it something a lot of people may use in an every day household? Yes.
Is it...a bed? No.

 

Is it a cushion?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.
is it an eating utensil? no.
Do you put something in it? No.
Is it a remote control? For television or for video games, whatever? No.
Does it consist of rubber based material? Some parts of it does/can do.
Is it a toy of some sort? No. Or yes, depends on how you see it.
Is it something a lot of people may use in an every day household? Yes.
Is it...a bed? No.
Is it a cushion? No.

 

Does it need batteries?

 

Is it usually in a bathroom?

 

Do most people own one?

 

Is it a telephone?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.
is it an eating utensil? no.
Do you put something in it? No.
Is it a remote control? For television or for video games, whatever? No.
Does it consist of rubber based material? Some parts of it does/can do.
Is it a toy of some sort? No. Or yes, depends on how you see it.
Is it something a lot of people may use in an every day household? Yes.
Is it...a bed? No.
Is it a cushion? No.
Does it need batteries? Yes.
Is it usually found in the kitchen? Depends.
Is it usually in a bathroom? No.
Do most people own one? Yes.
Is it a telephone? HELL TO THE YES!

Finally! Arlene, your turn, baby.

 

Now the winner should start a new one

 

Okay, I've got one! Start guessing..

(sorry i took so long to get back to you guys!)

 

Is it an object?

 

Is it an object? Yes.