What Am I?

Is it alive?

 

is it alive? no.

 

What are you? Drunk...

Real guess: Is it vodka? XD

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no. but am i drunk? eyess

 

is it usefull?

 

Can you play with it?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.

 

is it mechanical?

 

Is it sexual?

 

Is it a toy?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.

 

Is it soft?

 

Can you use it for transportation?

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.

 

is it alive? no.
is it vodka? no.
is it useful? yes.
can you play with it? yes.
is it mechanical? yes.
is it sexual? can be.
is it a toy? no.
does it have corners? yes...some do.
is it soft? no.
can you use it for transportation? no.
is it an eating utensil? no.

 

Is it a remote control? For television or for video games, whatever. ;P

 

Does it consist of rubber based material?