Is it an object? Yes. Is it portable? Yes. Can it play music? No. Is it a pen? No. Does it have buttons? No. Is it an apparatus? No. Does it have a remote? No. Is it made out of wood? Yes. Was it invented in the last 20 years? No. Is it a plank of wood perchance No.
I suppose it's a cultural difference, because crayons sure as hell aren't made out of wood in Canada/US. Pencils are, but not Crayola-type crayons. Hah. But this is off-topic. My apologies for sending it that way. Hah.
http://nicolaslambert.free.fr/photos/galleries/Macro/crayon.jpg Can you wear them? As in, wooden shoes?
Marj guessed it!. It's a pencil and I knew what she meant with Crayon. Technically, I know that wouldn't count, but with her explanation above it's clearly what she meant. Thanks Mark for making it all clear! Sorry, everyone I couldn't answer faster. Is it an object? Yes. Is it portable? Yes. Can it play music? No. Is it a pen? No. Does it have buttons? No. Is it an apparatus? No. Does it have a remote? No. Is it made out of wood? Yes. Was it invented in the last 20 years? No. Is it a plank of wood perchance No. Is it a crayon/Frenchpencil? Yes!