TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY MY CHILDREN. Today, our naked ass Savior returns to his curly pussied people.
I've decided to dump my edits here instead of in the shoutbox thread where so much other stuff is going on. I enjoyed reading this stuff in the archives immensely and hope you all enjoy reliving it or whatever. Here's the first of five parts documenting that time VeLLi graced the LPA's shoutbox with his presence, complete with TL;DR at the bottom: ----- "VELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII": VeLLi: Joe: WHAT THE FUCK! Joe: VeLLi?!?! Joe: Is it really you?! Zane: VELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Zane: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET ON Decay: I hate it when you yell like that. Joe: VeLLi, don't keep me waiting! VeLLi: hi all guys Joe: HI VELLI! Joe: Where have you been all this time? Zane: VeLLi, why you no come on no more? VeLLi: i'll go to the concert 10 june )) Moscowwwww))))))) Joe: Awesome! Will you take from a shelf a pie? VeLLi: Zane i was busy)) Joe: Too many hot girls, VeLLi? VeLLi: pie pie))never say good bye)) Zane: VeLLi was busy getting over Ree of course VeLLi: i ll go to the sleep soon Joe: I bet you will. Tired out from all those girls. Zane: VeLLi, come back again and more often Joe: We miss you, VeLLi. VeLLi: ерфтл нщг Ощу)) VeLLi: thank you joe)) Joe: I touch myself and think of you a lot, VeLLi. Joe: Thinking about all the good times we spent together here. VeLLi: look my new ava)) Joe: I bet all the girls go crazy over that hot body. VeLLi: where Ree Joe: Don't worry. I'm sure she'll be here soon. Joe: She misses you too. Joe: She tells me often. VeLLi: huhuh so cute)) .Amanda.: Too adorable. Love it. Joe: Sometimes we just text each other saying "I wish you was VeLLi". Zane: I can't believe Derek and Ree are both missing this Zane: It's heart wrenching VeLLi: Zane really)? Joe: Do you think of Ree a lot, VeLLi? VeLLi: yes sometimes bro!!sometimes i think about!!but a dont saw her photo) Todd: HOLY FUCK Todd: VELLI'S HERE Todd: VeLLi you need to come around here more often! Joe: I know how you feel, man. Joe: We look at your photos often just wishing we were both you. VeLLi: Hi tod))come to Russia 10 june on LP)) Joe: Are you going to hold up a troll face again? Joe: I don't think it's a coincidence that your first post back was a troll face. Malvar: Velli, are you going to that show? VeLLi: yes Malvar Malvar: Great! VeLLi: already bought a ticket VeLLi: with my friend' Zane: VeLLi, you missed Ree's photo a few days back VeLLi: Zane give a Ree photo please)) .Amanda.: wtf is going on in here? lmao Joe: Calm down, VeLLi. Joe: Keep your sexual urges in check. Zane: I didn't save it because then I'd be + VeLLi: huhuh' VeLLi: Hi Amanda)) Joe: Hello. New interest. Joe: Get in there, VeLLi! Zane: HAHAHA VeLLi: bore Joe: I hope you're not referring to Amanda, VeLLi? Joe: She's not boring at all! VeLLi: Amanda so cute .Amanda.: So everything is PERFECT IN LIFE. .Amanda.: SHANKYSHANK Joe: Keep it in your pants, VeLLi! [A wild Ree appears!] Ree: OMG VeLLi! VeLLi: hey Joe: VeLLi: Hi purple and cute girl ) Ree: How are you, VeLLi? We missed you! Zane: VeLLi, you have competition. I heard Ree and joe were hitting it off Joe: I don't mind if Ree gets with VeLLi. VeLLi: Joe is Bon jove) Joe: HAHAHA Ree: Hahahaha Joe: Oh man. I fucking love you, VeLLi! Ree: welcome back <3 VeLLi: fine))how are you)) go spatki?)) Ree: No spatki yet VeLLi: uhuhuh))kot^)) VeLLi: go to russia ree))10 june) Ree: pizdacot Ree: I can't man, I've got exams. VeLLi: awful)) Joe: Been having chocolate covered dreams recently, VeLLi? VeLLi: yes)) VeLLi: what is shankyshank) [ED. NOTE: referring to multiple excised mentions of "SHANKYSHANK"] Ree: Where have you been VeLLi? VeLLi: i was busy))) Joe: Kissing lots of girls I bet. Todd: Shankyshank was our favorite person until you joined VeLLi: i will be often come here Joe: You better! Ree: Yes, don't leave us again. VeLLi: okey boss Ree)) Ree: Oh yeah. Joe: He likes to be dominated. Ree: I like dominating Todd: VeLLi: yeahh balls already stone) Benjamin: VeLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VeLLi: hi breaking benjamin) Todd: my balls are stone too Joe: Your balls are already stone? Joe: I think you need to get laid fast, VeLLi! Ree: Are the Russians planning something special for the show? VeLLi: yes ree)) minuteforce: oh, man - I've finally caught VeLLi online Joe: Can I come to Russia and hug you, VeLLi? Zane: Russian's do not hug...they brohug cradle: Joe's being weird again TL;DR: best quotes: Joe: I touch myself and think of you a lot, VeLLi. Joe: Thinking about all the good times we spent together here. -- VeLLi: Joe is Bon jove)
I need to see this magician's posts. Like, now... I'm more excited to see his next move than Living Things.
Part two of five from what happened yesterday or two days ago, depending on your perspective. TL;DR: at the bottom. ----- "VELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (SHIRTLESS)": VeLLi: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002436648774 ree Timothy: THERE IS A GOD Zane: Oh My God Joe: HOT .Amanda.: SHIRTLESS VeLLi MKH: Calm down guys, that's specifically for Ree. Timothy: Please tell me I'm not hallucinating. Joe: You're not hallucinating. [VeLLi returns from checking out Ree's summary] VeLLi: so big summary you have ReE(( VeLLi: ^)) Timothy: She does have a big one. .Amanda.: Ree DOES have a big summary .Amanda.: I've seen it Joe: VERY big. Benjamin: Out of all the amazing things that have happened this weekend, seeing VeLLi shirtless will be the most memorable Ree: Joe, promote VeLLi to VIP status! Timothy: VIP? Admin! VeLLi: uhu))thanks Joe: VeLLi needs his own usergroup. Zane: Admin? GOD! Ree: Mdaaaa) VeLLi: god of site VeLLi: mdaa) VeLLi: god of shirtlesss) Ree: uhu)) Zane: No VeLLi, that's me VeLLi: with ABS) Zane: Are you cool enough to earn the VeLLi usertitle? Ree: "God of shirtless with ABS" What colour group would that be? VeLLi: and with a naked ass?) Joe: HAHAHAHA .Amanda.: LPA Legend group. .Amanda.: Flesh colored VeLLi: naked ass will sav a world minuteforce: Definitely. Joe: It definitely sounds possible. Joe: Stop wars. Naked ass. .Amanda.: Bitches wanna fuck him, Bros wanna be him Ree: Keep calm and naked ass. VeLLi: only you and my naked ass for you and you) .Amanda.: REE cradle: hahahaha .Amanda.: WINNER Joe: I hope you mean me! Ree: Wait, who is your naked ass for?! VeLLi: 1 part of ass for you bo jovi) Joe: LOLOLOLOLOLOL Timothy: Sweet Jesus, hahaha. Joe: Fuck me I'm dying. Timothy: bo jovi Zane: I can't stop laughing Ree: Joe = Bon Jovi VeLLi: my cat called me))he say that a go to sleep)) Ree: I hope a part of naked ass is for me... Joe: I can't wait to get that piece of ass, VeLLi! VeLLi: of course ree !!all world i present for you) Joe: Is it still a curly pussy, VeLLi? Ree: Fuck off, Bon Jovi. HE DISLIKES CURLY PUSSY. Timothy: That's so sweet, VeLLi. Ree: Thanks VeLLi, that means a lot. Benjamin: Surely someone gets the anus though, right? cradle: .Amanda.: Saved for you, Ben. VeLLi: no this means a so much) .Amanda.: I'm getting a good ab work out tonight from laughing so hard Zane: We love you, VeLLi. VeLLi: thanks i love you to)) VeLLi: too Joe: I'm so honored that me and Ree can share your ass. Ree: are you humbled, Joe? Joe: Very humbled. cradle: so Ree is a guy ? Benjamin: Oh Ree, hahahahahahah VeLLi: i havent time to traslate your massanger))so much it)) Benjamin: Too many massangers, indeed VeLLi: speak slowly)) Ree: VeLLi is our shirtless naked ass saviour. cradle: Today shall be known ass the day The Great Velli returned ! Joe: VeLLi, you look like the Russian Chester Bennington. VeLLi: huhuh why VeLLi: thanks this is a copliment?) Joe: Yes! Joe: Very handsome man. TL;DR: best quotes: VeLLi: so big summary you have ReE(( VeLLi: ^)) Timothy: She does have a big one. .Amanda.: Ree DOES have a big summary .Amanda.: I've seen it Joe: VERY big. -- VeLLi: naked ass will sav a world minuteforce: Definitely. Joe: It definitely sounds possible. Joe: Stop wars. Naked ass. .Amanda.: Bitches wanna fuck him, Bros wanna be him Ree: Keep calm and naked ass.
Decay: Maybe if we call REEBOK, ree will come Decay: let's try shall we? VeLLi: One VeLLi: two VeLLi: threeee VeLLi: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Decay: REEEBOOOOK Andreina: VeLLi! как дела? Andreina: Decay: Well what'ya know, we call Ree and Andreina appears... VeLLi: Maybe if we call Santa, Santa will come ))))) Decay: VeLLi, we did something wrong man Decay: Haha VeLLi Andreina: ha ha