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    May

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    May, Nov 25, 2003



    That the average person spends 2 weeks of their life kissing! (But what if you're not average?) :lol:
     
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    Phantom Duck

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    Phantom Duck, Nov 25, 2003



    No sh!t.

    Look, this ain't no "lie contest" thread, ok?

    :lol:
     
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    Aaron

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    Aaron, Nov 25, 2003



    An elephants orgasmim can last for up to two hours.


    :chemist:
     
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    Chris

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    Chris, Nov 25, 2003



    Aaron is back





    most useless information you get :lol:




    nah, we missed you Aaron :)
     
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    Anthony.

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    Anthony., Nov 25, 2003



    What's your shoesize? I wanna know if my IQ is ok :D .
     
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    LornVourkolakas

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    LornVourkolakas, Nov 25, 2003



    I did once. (I used to be very flexible)

    Useless Information. I can point to the sky with my hand straight forward or in a downward position.. :p
     
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    Matt

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    Matt, Nov 26, 2003



    Coca-Cola was originally a headache medicine...until people started drinking it whenever.All the guy did to make it BIG is carbonate it.

    only a small amount of people know what the secret ingredient (7X) is.
     
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    Mcnasty, Nov 26, 2003



    Did you know that X-mas was orginaly on April fools day but scientist along time ago did some research and discoverd that it was really suposed to be on Dec 25, so they changed it but for those people who still beleave it is in April we have April Fools day.
     
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    Leslie

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    Leslie, Nov 26, 2003



    :wth: huh? that's just... uhhhh... crazy? :teehee:
     
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    Will, Nov 26, 2003



    Why do I doubt that?
     
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    Bryan, Nov 26, 2003



    Actually i'm pretty sure Jesus was actually born sometime in the Spring. The date Christmas is on is supposdly wrong. So April may actually be the right date.


    I could be wrong though, but I'm pretty sure that's correct.
     
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    LornVourkolakas

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    LornVourkolakas, Nov 26, 2003



    Actually i'm pretty sure Jesus was actually born sometime in the Spring. The date Christmas is on is supposdly wrong. So April may actually be the right date.


    I could be wrong though, but I'm pretty sure that's correct. [/b][/quote]
    Yeah, my teacher told me about that. She said that Jesus was born on tax days or something and that taxes were around Spring or something. She wasn't completely sure of the exact day.
     
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    If you play ping-pong for 12 hours, youll lose a pound :p
     
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    Matt

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    Matt, Nov 27, 2003



    Queen Elizabeth's doctors perscribed her to marijuana. :mellow:
    sad,huh?
     
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    PauletteEMLPGC, Nov 27, 2003



    A duck cannot walk without bobbing its head.

    I love Snapple caps.
     
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    Matt

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    Matt, Nov 28, 2003



    as we speak,at least 5 other people are saying the words "as we speak"

    when did you get back bryan?didn't you get banned for flaming derek?naughty boy...tsk tsk tsk.
     
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    [Fool], Dec 17, 2003



    you fart enough in your lifetime to create an atomic bomb.

    If you fart in a jar and set it on fire the jar will shatter
     
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    Bryan, Dec 17, 2003



    do you just throw a match inside the jar?
     
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    EvilMonyaki, Dec 18, 2003



    good question Bryan.

    did u know we can lick our underarms?? i have never tried i just got told we can
     
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    Michael, Dec 18, 2003



    Most men like porn lol. :D
     
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