Three word story

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack.

 

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack. He loved it. The hobo however

 

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack. He loved it. The hobo however got his shirt back and lived

 

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack. He loved it. The hobo however got his shirt back and lived with a pussy, a curly pussy,

 

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack. He loved it. The hobo however got his shirt back and lived with a pussy, a curly pussy, from Joe's closet. The closet was

 

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack. He loved it. The hobo however got his shirt back and lived with a pussy, a curly pussy, from Joe's closet. The closet was too messy for the ganja smoking

 

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack. He loved it. The hobo however got his shirt back and lived with a pussy, a curly pussy, from Joe's closet. The closet was too messy for the ganja smoking monkey from Family Fortunes, so Sarah

 

I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious games of urban style turban tossing and beard pulling, looking like balls. Big bull's balls all the way from Huge Prick Waterfalls and Spa. I didn't know hobo's liked to wear Prada shoes on their testicles and Gucci nipple-tassels on each cheek. They stole my G6. Those bastards. Whale's cocks are a treat for dolphins because they taste like hobos and salty chips. Derek loves them. As does his pet donkey, Keko. Keko is Keaton's pet turtle's lost in space. It's floating in elephant sperm that Robocop ejaculated. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. End fapping session. I just came. On Derek's whale and Derek's vagina. I'm gonna puke. This is just Joe puking out from licking Derek's sisters ass crack. He loved it. The hobo however got his shirt back and lived with a pussy, a curly pussy, from Joe's closet. The closet was too messy for the ganja smoking monkey from Family Fortunes, so Sarah cleaned the closet.

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