Three word story

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    Falling out of a giant ass on Sensei's forehead was a turd named Lethal Bizzle. Pow motherfuckers, pow. Wudoodoodadadada said the Great African Albino who shall be Prince of Nigeria in Alaska. He laid the smackdown on the hoes in Obama's pants saying how awesome his sex dungeon is, full of Hannah Montana dolls with ginger beards. When Ree was talking to Blackee who was falling out of a coconut. Okami shook Sarah's giant hand's tiny green hairs, all named Tiko, Miko, Niko and Keaton, were huddling in Jay's total awesome rainbow pony called Schen. It called Lethal Bizzle by his full-name, Amadeus Cornelius Bagamagajohn Oompa Loompa Willy-Wonka. I LOVE BEN. Like a brother. Or a mother. Or a crazy grandfather. Velli is a crazy Russian. Prick this is Velli guy so eat ten sandwiches and call me pie of shelf. A cute chipmunk ate this pie and became dirty, like a pornstar. Speaking of which, Gary Busey returned to the farm to claim vengeance by milking the dinosaur, artichoke, chinchilla and cow vagina which was stuffed with spicy ketchup and chilli chicken. It was horrid. No it wasn't. It really was. Jay liked it. As in Jay-Z. Known as Jeff. Jeff Bridges. Who is Jay Sensei. No, not really. Derek's vagina FTW.
     
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    New story.


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    I wear my shirt I stole
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie.
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph.
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes.
     
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    I wear my shirt I stole from a hobo that I beat off for cheeseburgers and a necktie. A silky necktie that Santa Claus crapped out from the Christmas party where the sluts were killed in the party games hosted by Rudolph. The sick bastard cramped my style when he barfed over my shoes. So many malicious
     

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