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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax.
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is pooping on the

    Edit- Whoa :eek: was I that late
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom.
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom worn by Joe

    Edit- aah I'm always late.
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom. Keaton on the
     
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    Saqib do this next one :p

    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom. Keaton on the
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom. A very small

    -edit- Too fast huh? lol!
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom worn by Joe and it's very sticky and stinky
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom. Keaton on the floor saying AYO!
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom worn by Joe and it's very sticky and stinky and very small

    EDIT- Not fair! *bangs head against desk*
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom. Keaton on the floor saying AYO! HARDER HARDER AAHHHHH
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom. Keaton on the floor saying AYO! HARDER HARDER AAHHHHH while eating cheerios.
     
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    lol guys let's take the first post only to avoid confusion. So it would be this...

    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while Andrea slapped his kitten named Tiko. Unfortunately Keaton decided to punch a hole into a jello mold and rabidly ate some chocolate covered dildos, while crying about Derek's penis size. However, Keaton didn't mind Joe's penis because it appeared huger than a tiny little sperm. The sperm was so powerful, Ree exploded from shock, as Pikachu jumped into Eevee's scrotum as Jigglypuff nailed Batman. Robocop shot Minus who then dropped his pants and screamed, "SHAMALAMADINGDONG!",dropped his pants and pooped himself. While pooping himself Saqib came to a conclusion that Keaton is not a man. He bitch slapped Keaton who then ran to Dumbledore and fell on his big, fat & thick kangaroo named Jose! The kangaroo is a champion horse who looks like he could use a bikini wax. Meanwhile Andrea had a glass of awesomeness wrapped in a used condom. Joe's used condom. Keaton on the floor saying AYO! HARDER HARDER AAHHHHH while eating cheerios.
     

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