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    The piano started playing 'Jingle Bells' even though it was in key Jay's ears bled like butterflies in a Spanish Tempest. Jay starts howling and transformed into Lyndon Baines Johnson and exposed his penis to Vietnam. "I'm freeeeeee!", he mimed as he ordered Napalm dropped on his penis. He then smiled as Derek turned into John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The Queen of West Newberry Massachusetts touched Blackee Dammet's amazing, rock hard long toes. He tickles Ree's feet, Ree isn't ticklish! He instead massages Jay's pet Pikachu. It's super effective. The Queen was a black man with purple nuts. Hell breaks loose as the nuts ooze bright orange liquid that smells like spicy caramel haggis with sour gorilla balls. Yum. Not really. Too much hair in Ree's fucking haggis. That sounds filthy. Zane's zombie zebra ate a sack of the haggis and became rabid little Dereklets finding dirty little rees. Everybody loves Ree. It's the law. Because she is the real Jesus. But more adorable. Ree's bad girl! Wtf is everyone got with Ree's awesome posts. Geez. Nothing really. Just i hate her. Nah I'm lying. She is awesome. And smells like rose pedals and I'll stop now. Rees gettting paranoid, looking over my lack of self control as I push buttons, letting my pants get torn asunder while I, Mike Shinoda, start playing violin, bongos, piano, flute with Chester's butt in my face. He farted. It tasted like sweets. From Joe Hahn's swinging little ponytail in Alaska upon? makes no sense. Unless you're Ree. POW! Wooodudududadadadada! POW! What the fuck? It's a song! I know. It is awesome. Kinda sorta, ehhh
     
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    The piano started playing 'Jingle Bells' even though it was in key Jay's ears bled like butterflies in a Spanish Tempest. Jay starts howling and transformed into Lyndon Baines Johnson and exposed his penis to Vietnam. "I'm freeeeeee!", he mimed as he ordered Napalm dropped on his penis. He then smiled as Derek turned into John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The Queen of West Newberry Massachusetts touched Blackee Dammet's amazing, rock hard long toes. He tickles Ree's feet, Ree isn't ticklish! He instead massages Jay's pet Pikachu. It's super effective. The Queen was a black man with purple nuts. Hell breaks loose as the nuts ooze bright orange liquid that smells like spicy caramel haggis with sour gorilla balls. Yum. Not really. Too much hair in Ree's fucking haggis. That sounds filthy. Zane's zombie zebra ate a sack of the haggis and became rabid little Dereklets finding dirty little rees. Everybody loves Ree. It's the law. Because she is the real Jesus. But more adorable. Ree's bad girl! Wtf is everyone got with Ree's awesome posts. Geez. Nothing really. Just i hate her. Nah I'm lying. She is awesome. And smells like rose pedals and I'll stop now. Rees gettting paranoid, looking over my lack of self control as I push buttons, letting my pants get torn asunder while I, Mike Shinoda, start playing violin, bongos, piano, flute with Chester's butt in my face. He farted. It tasted like sweets. From Joe Hahn's swinging little ponytail in Alaska upon? makes no sense. Unless you're Ree. POW! Wooodudududadadadada! POW! What the fuck? It's a song! I know. It is awesome. Kinda sorta, ehhh it makes me
     
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    The piano started playing 'Jingle Bells' even though it was in key Jay's ears bled like butterflies in a Spanish Tempest. Jay starts howling and transformed into Lyndon Baines Johnson and exposed his penis to Vietnam. "I'm freeeeeee!", he mimed as he ordered Napalm dropped on his penis. He then smiled as Derek turned into John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The Queen of West Newberry Massachusetts touched Blackee Dammet's amazing, rock hard long toes. He tickles Ree's feet, Ree isn't ticklish! He instead massages Jay's pet Pikachu. It's super effective. The Queen was a black man with purple nuts. Hell breaks loose as the nuts ooze bright orange liquid that smells like spicy caramel haggis with sour gorilla balls. Yum. Not really. Too much hair in Ree's fucking haggis. That sounds filthy. Zane's zombie zebra ate a sack of the haggis and became rabid little Dereklets finding dirty little rees. Everybody loves Ree. It's the law. Because she is the real Jesus. But more adorable. Ree's bad girl! Wtf is everyone got with Ree's awesome posts. Geez. Nothing really. Just i hate her. Nah I'm lying. She is awesome. And smells like rose pedals and I'll stop now. Rees gettting paranoid, looking over my lack of self control as I push buttons, letting my pants get torn asunder while I, Mike Shinoda, start playing violin, bongos, piano, flute with Chester's butt in my face. He farted. It tasted like sweets. From Joe Hahn's swinging little ponytail in Alaska upon? makes no sense. Unless you're Ree. POW! Wooodudududadadadada! POW! What the fuck? It's a song! I know. It is awesome. Kinda sorta, ehhh it makes me whip mah hair
     
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    The piano started playing 'Jingle Bells' even though it was in key Jay's ears bled like butterflies in a Spanish Tempest. Jay starts howling and transformed into Lyndon Baines Johnson and exposed his penis to Vietnam. "I'm freeeeeee!", he mimed as he ordered Napalm dropped on his penis. He then smiled as Derek turned into John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The Queen of West Newberry Massachusetts touched Blackee Dammet's amazing, rock hard long toes. He tickles Ree's feet, Ree isn't ticklish! He instead massages Jay's pet Pikachu. It's super effective. The Queen was a black man with purple nuts. Hell breaks loose as the nuts ooze bright orange liquid that smells like spicy caramel haggis with sour gorilla balls. Yum. Not really. Too much hair in Ree's fucking haggis. That sounds filthy. Zane's zombie zebra ate a sack of the haggis and became rabid little Dereklets finding dirty little rees. Everybody loves Ree. It's the law. Because she is the real Jesus. But more adorable. Ree's bad girl! Wtf is everyone got with Ree's awesome posts. Geez. Nothing really. Just i hate her. Nah I'm lying. She is awesome. And smells like rose pedals and I'll stop now. Rees gettting paranoid, looking over my lack of self control as I push buttons, letting my pants get torn asunder while I, Mike Shinoda, start playing violin, bongos, piano, flute with Chester's butt in my face. He farted. It tasted like sweets. From Joe Hahn's swinging little ponytail in Alaska upon? makes no sense. Unless you're Ree. POW! Wooodudududadadadada! POW! What the fuck? It's a song! I know. It is awesome. Kinda sorta, ehhh it makes me whip mah hair like Vin Diesel.
     
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    New story!


    Someday, I will
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit,
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent of designing new forumz
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent of designing new forumz containing Ree's pictures
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent of designing new forumz containing Ree's pictures and marijuana smoking
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent of designing new forumz containing Ree's pictures and marijuana smoking Butters bottom bitch.
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent of designing new forumz containing Ree's pictures and marijuana smoking Butters bottom bitch. Something or another
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent of designing new forumz containing Ree's pictures and marijuana smoking Butters bottom bitch. Something or another cold as ice
     
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    Someday, I will have a sex time with Jessica, my pet rabbit, who transforms into Keaton Hashimoto. Suddenly becomes a dog with a pig's delightful creative talent of designing new forumz containing Ree's pictures and marijuana smoking Butters bottom bitch. Something or another cold as ice motherfucker will be
     

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