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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina.
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly.
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower.
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower. So um, like
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower. So um, like why the Eiffel
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower. So um, like why the Eiffel penis? Why not
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower. So um, like why the Eiffel penis? Why not the Amsterdam vagina?
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower. So um, like why the Eiffel penis? Why not the Amsterdam vagina? The Berlin Boobs?
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower. So um, like why the Eiffel penis? Why not the Amsterdam vagina? The Berlin Boobs? Yeah, they'd molest
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja -rolled when Schen came toppling from a cart made of penguin steaks. Derek drove into a ditch, punched a bitch, got rich and he dressed as Nicholas "Magic" Cage. Maruf shook his mage, creamed on cute little kittens, who wore mittens and got bitten by spiders named Keaton. This story reminds me of a girl, that I once knew, see her face whenever I look at a Jew. Jay did poo. Mark Wahlberg scowled at Leonardo DiCaprio as wiener dogs licked Dean's ankles down Mulberry Lane. Dean was excited, he couldn't hide the wet patch on his penguin. Correction: Schen's penguin, and rainbow condoms were used when Rainbow Monkey's attacked. At this point, the Dr. Seuss vibrator was malfunctioning, it vibrated like Ree's sybian machine inside Derek's vagina. Ree's dick swelled, Derek was jealous of Pedobear being able to munch on penguins effortlessly. A tiger came on the kittens and Nicholas Cage's lifesized replica of the Eiffel Tower. So um, like why the Eiffel penis? Why not the Amsterdam vagina? The Berlin Boobs? Yeah, they'd molest you real good.
     
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