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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability.

    I must point out though no where in here does it say that languages can not be intergrated, and I must flaw Jay for ignoring my post.
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all

    I must also point out that it needs to be an understandable story, and while a lot of it doesn't make sense, putting a different language that the majority of the users cannot read ruins the fun in this thread.
     
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    slip?
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the kitchen of Granny
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the kitchen of Granny Gaga. In the
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the kitchen of Granny Gaga. In the kitchen, Granny Gaga
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the kitchen of Granny Gaga. In the kitchen, Granny Gaga made a salad
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the kitchen of Granny Gaga. In the kitchen, Granny Gaga made a salad made of pubic
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the kitchen of Granny Gaga. In the kitchen, Granny Gaga made a salad made of pubic lice and spice.
     
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    Jay became numb and now he loves Ree, too. Then, Zane masturbated. JK Ben did. Well, at least ree did too. Together, they had REElly good fun -.- Take that Zane. Ben sucks ALL of the amazing crap in life. Anyways, Derek's vagina was oddly moist because Joe's penis fucked Ben hard even though that didn't happen. Robocop and his kids are made of white and dark come down far by a million we've been waiting for the end for to come, Keaton got a boner from Ree's Papercut as the 101 Dalmatians fapped to Jingle Bells until Simba roared at Keaton's boner. Then Mufasa died. It was sad. It's Keaton's fault, whipping his hair and dick back and forth multiple to collect what was left of the sentence Jesse murdered AGAIN, silly rabbit tricks are for people like Derek with his hair whipping back like a horse. Not a G6. Oh hot damn. That's my jam. All y'all bitches jump in mah Ram, soulja boy tell'em you know how this bitch here is really confused like Gary Busey. Who the hell? Why am I still even here while I could be over there chewing my trousers? Gary Busey said "who am I?". Ninja Coyote answers "You're Gary Busey so don't apologize for your sins for you are a dummy head who eats bacon, green eggs and red quail legs, and wooden pegs with spiked orange eggplants that stink like your son's egg salad chow mein that tasted like a butthole under a hot toasty coconut in Derek's Haus Of Hairy Toes. Obviously I've made a poopy in my Britney Spears pants because Derek was being too girly and wouldn't stop acting like a G6 in Switzerland." Lord Derek's tutu was on fire. He burnt his Japanese Speaking Ability. It was all good in the kitchen of Granny Gaga. In the kitchen, Granny Gaga made a salad made of pubic lice and spice. Very, very nice.
     
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    New story!

    Jay and Sarah
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja-rolled when
     
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    Jay and Sarah went up a boob shaped mountain to fetch a bucket of piss. Ree fell down and ninja-rolled when Schen came toppling
     

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