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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you.
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda,
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers.
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special powers but Ben
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special powers but Ben fapped over Sarah
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special powers but Ben fapped over Sarah which led to
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special powers but Ben fapped over Sarah which led to Joe saying ":seaman:"
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special powers but Ben fapped over Sarah which led to Joe saying ":seaman:".

    Derek and Keaton
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special powers but Ben fapped over Sarah which led to Joe saying ":seaman:".

    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee
     
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    Derek and Kaeton had a threesome
     
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    (I edited Jay's and Ben's posts together...)

    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and shit on you. But then Sarah made a dash towards Holy Shinoda, who blessed her with Linkinist powers. She became very magical with special powers but Ben fapped over Sarah which led to Joe saying ":seaman:". Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear!
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen
     
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    Derek and Keaton jumped with glee and had a threesome with Joe when Ben decided to suddenly summon Pedobear! Luckily Chris Hansen was masturbating while
     

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