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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them"
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the
     
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    Saqib - you are so behind with the story :lol:

    edit: nice editing lol

    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed
     
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    Dont know how I managed that :eek:
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went
     
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