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  1. Jeff

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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne.
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY YOU MOTHER FUCKIN'
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR, MOTHERFUCKER!" then
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance".
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was really Derek and
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was really Derek and he laughed until
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was really Derek and he laughed until Keaton gave him
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was really Derek and he laughed until Keaton gave him his world famous
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was really Derek and he laughed until Keaton gave him his world famous dildo flavored potatoes.
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was really Derek and he laughed until Keaton gave him his world famous dildo flavored potatoes. They tasted like
     
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    Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
    1) Kix
    2) Oatmeal
    3) Oreo
    4) Hermoine
    5) Dean
    6) Ree
    7) Wee Little Joe
    8) Jay
    9) MKH
    10) Sarah
    11) Keebler
    12) Frodo
    13) Gandalf

    Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
    1) Gooba
    2) Booba
    3) Looba
    4) Derek

    Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost killed a mockingbird in Texas and stuffed it with chicken for Christmas evening. Meanwhile Andrea killed Koolaid man with a candycane. His blood was as pure as a virgin unicorn in the bright lights of Vegas under Carmen's boobs. However Keaton and Joe drank some of this blood that made them shit double rainbows that were painful. Ass started bleeding as they were pooping glass dildos full of champagne. So Wonka said "BLOW MY GUMMY BEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" then dropped his pants and danced the forbidden "pedobear dance". Hilarity ensued as Derek realized that "O" Beast was really Derek and he laughed until Keaton gave him his world famous dildo flavored potatoes. They tasted like Derek's Mom's vag.
     

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