Three word story

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe

 

Forget how to count, too, Ree? It was your story with 7

 

You said 7 little hobbits, then added 3 more in your own list. Lol.

 

Oh...well...you still don't know how to count! How the are we supposed to get back to the story now? ... JAY! D:

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
1) Gooba

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
1) Gooba
2) Booba
3) Looba
4) Derek

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
1) Gooba
2) Booba
3) Looba
4) Derek

Wonka loved Derek

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
1) Gooba
2) Booba
3) Looba
4) Derek

Wonka loved Derek for his penis.

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
1) Gooba
2) Booba
3) Looba
4) Derek

Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
1) Gooba
2) Booba
3) Looba
4) Derek

Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call

 

Willy Wonka made seventeen little hobbits, their names were:
1) Kix
2) Oatmeal
3) Oreo
4) Hermoine
5) Dean
6) Ree
7) Wee Little Joe
8) Jay
9) MKH
10) Sarah
11) Keebler
12) Frodo
13) Gandalf

Then Wonka realized he had 4 elves named:
1) Gooba
2) Booba
3) Looba
4) Derek

Wonka loved Derek for his penis. Derek's tiny little but very effective brain came to a close call when he almost