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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn.
     
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    Long ago, in Neverland, Roger Rabbit wrote two stories

    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting.
     
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    Long ago, in Neverland, Roger Rabbit wrote two stories. Those two stories


    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting. It is awesome.
     
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    Long ago, in Neverland, Roger Rabbit wrote two stories. Those two stories were awesome. Very


    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting. It is awesome. But sick. Really
     
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    Long ago, in Neverland, Roger Rabbit wrote two stories. Those two stories were awesome. Very often a Pedobear


    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting. It is awesome. But sick. Really, Derek needs a
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting. It is awesome. But sick. Really. The kewl thing
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting. It is awesome. But sick. Really. The kewl thing about this story
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting. It is awesome. But sick. Really. The kewl thing about this story is that it
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a G6 like a G6 like a G6. Not really but yeah really. "Like totally baby ()" Arashi said as Minus tried to make fun of Antoine Dodson who was so fly unlike a G6, unlike a G6. Harry Potter however was not fly unless he was kicking Malfoy's pathetic ass to America where bad-ass Minus wasn't really that excited to meet his match. Minus met Ree and Bob Saget, BITCH! But he didn't want to edit her penis size. FUCKING GROSS, JAY. I KNOW RIGHT! YEAH TOTALLY! UGH. In other news, Aisha is awesome . "I AGREE!" said a bear named Yogi. They both loved Bennoda porn. Jay's fucking disgusting. It is awesome. But sick. Really. The kewl thing about this story is that it just fucking ended.
     
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    (REALLY? :'()
     
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    Yes it did
     
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    New story now Arashi! This thread has loads of stories, they are fucking hilarious so check them out if you haven't already :lol:
     
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    Can I start :D
     
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    Sure.
     
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    Go for it :p
     
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    The music industry
     
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    The music industry is failing horribly
     
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    The music industry is failing horribly as a Pedobear.
     
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    Jay edits his post now.
     
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    Edited.
     

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