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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean
     
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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean my green turds.
     
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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean my green turds. Mustard encountered a
     
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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean my green turds. Mustard encountered a black and white
     
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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean my green turds. Mustard encountered a black and white dildo and decided
     
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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean my green turds. Mustard encountered a black and white dildo and decided to penetrate his
     
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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean my green turds. Mustard encountered a black and white dildo and decided to penetrate his head with the
     
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    One little boy named Mustard went to Derek's sex shop to find some ivory dildos. The light that never on started to blink and he escaped. When Derek went to fuck all bitches in the bordell, he could see how ugly the bitches are, but then he stumbled upon a book with names of every single beautiful girl in Jamaica, so he booked a flight but missed flight due to diarrhea. Todd is a good nugget because he looks like he's trying to get some donkey dick inside a female donkey's Louis Vuitton handbag. But when he did so, the motherfucker stole my tissues to clean my green turds. Mustard encountered a black and white dildo and decided to penetrate his head with the spear he found
     

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