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  1. Joe

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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please".
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear, protecting his city
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear, protecting his city that he named
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear, protecting his city that he named "Ian Watkins Land".
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear, protecting his city that he named "Ian Watkins Land". The bass drops
     
  14. Shmoanator

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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear, protecting his city that he named "Ian Watkins Land". The bass drops, the story ends,
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear, protecting his city that he named "Ian Watkins Land". The bass drops, the story ends, everyone dies except
     
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    Minuteforce's new role in the new brothel increased his likelihood of receiving Serenity of Ashes's handsome facial features. It also provided huge fucking downloads for recording videos which are made at no cost and no other fees are charged. Jesse was ecstatic because he thought he could download that cute sweet llama that was famous for swallowing disgusting things that taste like Kevin's ass and his best friend, Melis hates them both. Alternatively, Joe loves wearing a beret on his massive dick that looks like it's broken. Ree attacked a piece of chicken then ate it as monkeys fucked Joe's large face. So the name "Linkin Park Association" came about abruptly whilst the chicken started to burn. All the other admins just laughed and cried until they wet pants. Everybody laughed at Derek's wet pants except one person. And this person, you can guess, who it is: It's Other Kevin. He didn't laugh at this thread because it was full of cunts. Other Kevin then started to smile as he brandished their rotting corpses on his hairy brother's table made out of the tears of nu-metal fans. Melis didn't realize that she forgot to FaceTime Zane because she wasn't aware Zane loves German girls. However Zane also loves how Chris Hansen stares into his asshole and says "Take a seat on my lap if you please". From then on Zane started to dress as pedobear, protecting his city that he named "Ian Watkins Land". The bass drops, the story ends, everyone dies except for the beret.
     
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    It's amazing how some people can be so obsessed
     
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    It's amazing how some people can be so obsessed with rainbow unicorns
     

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