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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass.
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model :awesome: and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll.
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is...
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6.
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really.
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop...
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop that Arashi visited was where Minus
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was
     
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    New stories have dead penguins too. They also have Morgan Freeman narrating and Quentin Tarantino masturbating to Elvis. The Penguin's ghost masturbated to Pinkin Park while Chesterlina howled into the new moon's twilight and transformed into Optimus Prime, BITCH! Derek the bear isn't Optimus Prime, he is Dobby. Who is a Radicalsynthesizerunicorn and smells like a G6. Dobby had boobs as big as the sun and they popped on the heads of the fucking Autobots. Shinoda became a bikini model and rapped about bitches and hoes, he flashed his flash lights and loudly tooted his penis to Atlanta like a G6. Like a G6. Not like Jay6. Like a Saqib6. Spraying cologne, smelling like an ass, Ray William Johnson is craaawwwwwling in Derek's skin, where woodland creatures had wild animal sex, drugs and rockNroll. This story is like a G6. Not really homeboy, but yeah really. The sex shop was where Arashi took her clothes off and went screaming like Tarzan because she was feeling like a
     

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