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  1. Erica

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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses all the way up the fucking Hedgehog's third leg. So they chopped it off with a rusty spoon made from your mother's ancient vag and tag if you look really far ahead there is a frog. The frog started to eat a fraction of the flies left testicle which was about to eat you. It was HORRIFYING, more horrifying than Ben's humanoid leg, then suddenly a giant Tarantula Leg fell from the anus of Derek landed on the damn side of proto man when Ben finally ate the leg that once had wet brown stuff coming straight from the crack of the dark side of the force. It was the masturbating of Zane on Ben's leg that unlocked the secret Poop Leg juice from Derek's pet koala. All of Ree's legs swallowed up like leg leg leg mother fucking leg
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses all the way up the fucking Hedgehog's third leg. So they chopped it off with a rusty spoon made from your mother's ancient vag and tag if you look really far ahead there is a frog. The frog started to eat a fraction of the flies left testicle which was about to eat you. It was HORRIFYING, more horrifying than Ben's humanoid leg, then suddenly a giant Tarantula Leg fell from the anus of Derek landed on the damn side of proto man when Ben finally ate the leg that once had wet brown stuff coming straight from the crack of the dark side of the force. It was the masturbating of Zane on Ben's leg that unlocked the secret Poop Leg juice from Derek's pet koala. All of Ree's legs swallowed up like leg leg leg mother fucking leg like a vacuum
     
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    New story....

    Zane's big boobs
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977.
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then stole the magazines
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then stole the magazines and started to
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then stole the magazines and started to show them to
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then stole the magazines and started to show them to Proto Mans mom
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then stole the magazines and started to show them to Proto Mans mom, who smacked Derek
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then stole the magazines and started to show them to Proto Mans mom, who smacked Derek whilst playing with
     
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    Zane's big boobs AKA Ben's pussy AKA Jeff's amazing Vajayjay AKA Dustin's tiny penis walked 39 steps down Derek's underwear drawer, which was full of Playgirl magazines printed in 1977. Super Sonic then stole the magazines and started to show them to Proto Mans mom, who smacked Derek whilst playing with her Playstation 3
     

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