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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's.
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist.
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses all the way
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses all the way up the fucking
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses all the way up the fucking Hedgehog's third leg
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses all the way up the fucking Hedgehog's third leg. So they chopped
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg and ate pastizzi's. It was so good, gotta get some horseshit up his hairy crack pipe, smoked by a fat bald guy wearing a tutu with a beard made of flammable Mega Men which doesn't even exist. Proto Man and Bass kicked Team SEGA's spiky hedgehog asses all the way up the fucking Hedgehog's third leg. So they chopped it off with
     

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