Three word story

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  1. Dusty

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    Puss kingdom, Joe Manchu Joe Bro but he likes donkey dick and orange Coca Cola which when added to a cocktail that will make you an immortal Billy goat with a hunger for pussy and coke. After a night out with Dustin, you will be filled with awesome shit and horny goat's testicles which when tickeled makes Derek very red and sometimes itchy down below. To cure the itch he used Joe Hahn's turntables which are never used like that should be when the beats are dope ass fresh like Dr. Dre drinking kool-aid on a block of chocolate. The itch was so bad because you try so hard and this is not what he had dreamed he would see it yellow and with flowers on the dick of Rasta Mike that Mr. Hahn was smoking with the Pheonix! But it was snowing and I've become what i thought someone would smoke so im now gonna lick a camels anal because Derek smells like roses and marshmellows except for Ben's candy coated licorice flavoured with semen from a goat who has just eated some bratwurst and fucked a monkey named Perry. Perry liked to lick his own cat early in the ear. Just before the licking the tip of Liz's ear which Sonic found extremely revolting and unnecessary when cooking pie. Derek eats hairy butt cracks and washes himself with axel grease and cotton candy until it puts the try the ketchup mother fucker fucking says Jeff as i walk this road of awesome but as i look at Rastamikes hat, theres nothing there but you just masterbate until it comes all over Rasta Mikes foot which is just too much fun. But Derek doesn't like having fun, so he just fucking fucked that fucking fuck who fucked the other fucker who fucked Team Sega because Team Capcom rocks of awesome FUCK!
     
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    Puss kingdom, Joe Manchu Joe Bro but he likes donkey dick and orange Coca Cola which when added to a cocktail that will make you an immortal Billy goat with a hunger for pussy and coke. After a night out with Dustin, you will be filled with awesome shit and horny goat's testicles which when tickeled makes Derek very red and sometimes itchy down below. To cure the itch he used Joe Hahn's turntables which are never used like that should be when the beats are dope ass fresh like Dr. Dre drinking kool-aid on a block of chocolate. The itch was so bad because you try so hard and this is not what he had dreamed he would see it yellow and with flowers on the dick of Rasta Mike that Mr. Hahn was smoking with the Pheonix! But it was snowing and I've become what i thought someone would smoke so im now gonna lick a camels anal because Derek smells like roses and marshmellows except for Ben's candy coated licorice flavoured with semen from a goat who has just eated some bratwurst and fucked a monkey named Perry. Perry liked to lick his own cat early in the ear. Just before the licking the tip of Liz's ear which Sonic found extremely revolting and unnecessary when cooking pie. Derek eats hairy butt cracks and washes himself with axel grease and cotton candy until it puts the try the ketchup mother fucker fucking says Jeff as i walk this road of awesome but as i look at Rastamikes hat, theres nothing there but you just masterbate until it comes all over Rasta Mikes foot which is just too much fun. But Derek doesn't like having fun, so he just fucking fucked that fucking fuck who fucked the other fucker who fucked Team Sega because Team Capcom rocks of awesome FUCK! Fucking hedgehogs, how
     
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    Puss kingdom, Joe Manchu Joe Bro but he likes donkey dick and orange Coca Cola which when added to a cocktail that will make you an immortal Billy goat with a hunger for pussy and coke. After a night out with Dustin, you will be filled with awesome shit and horny goat's testicles which when tickeled makes Derek very red and sometimes itchy down below. To cure the itch he used Joe Hahn's turntables which are never used like that should be when the beats are dope ass fresh like Dr. Dre drinking kool-aid on a block of chocolate. The itch was so bad because you try so hard and this is not what he had dreamed he would see it yellow and with flowers on the dick of Rasta Mike that Mr. Hahn was smoking with the Pheonix! But it was snowing and I've become what i thought someone would smoke so im now gonna lick a camels anal because Derek smells like roses and marshmellows except for Ben's candy coated licorice flavoured with semen from a goat who has just eated some bratwurst and fucked a monkey named Perry. Perry liked to lick his own cat early in the ear. Just before the licking the tip of Liz's ear which Sonic found extremely revolting and unnecessary when cooking pie. Derek eats hairy butt cracks and washes himself with axel grease and cotton candy until it puts the try the ketchup mother fucker fucking says Jeff as i walk this road of awesome but as i look at Rastamikes hat, theres nothing there but you just masterbate until it comes all over Rasta Mikes foot which is just too much fun. But Derek doesn't like having fun, so he just fucking fucked that fucking fuck who fucked the other fucker who fucked Team Sega because Team Capcom rocks of awesome FUCK! Fucking hedgehogs, how much more can
     
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    Puss kingdom, Joe Manchu Joe Bro but he likes donkey dick and orange Coca Cola which when added to a cocktail that will make you an immortal Billy goat with a hunger for pussy and coke. After a night out with Dustin, you will be filled with awesome shit and horny goat's testicles which when tickeled makes Derek very red and sometimes itchy down below. To cure the itch he used Joe Hahn's turntables which are never used like that should be when the beats are dope ass fresh like Dr. Dre drinking kool-aid on a block of chocolate. The itch was so bad because you try so hard and this is not what he had dreamed he would see it yellow and with flowers on the dick of Rasta Mike that Mr. Hahn was smoking with the Pheonix! But it was snowing and I've become what i thought someone would smoke so im now gonna lick a camels anal because Derek smells like roses and marshmellows except for Ben's candy coated licorice flavoured with semen from a goat who has just eated some bratwurst and fucked a monkey named Perry. Perry liked to lick his own cat early in the ear. Just before the licking the tip of Liz's ear which Sonic found extremely revolting and unnecessary when cooking pie. Derek eats hairy butt cracks and washes himself with axel grease and cotton candy until it puts the try the ketchup mother fucker fucking says Jeff as i walk this road of awesome but as i look at Rastamikes hat, theres nothing there but you just masterbate until it comes all over Rasta Mikes foot which is just too much fun. But Derek doesn't like having fun, so he just fucking fucked that fucking fuck who fucked the other fucker who fucked Team Sega because Team Capcom rocks of awesome FUCK! Fucking hedgehogs, how much more can suck those fucking
     
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    Puss kingdom, Joe Manchu Joe Bro but he likes donkey dick and orange Coca Cola which when added to a cocktail that will make you an immortal Billy goat with a hunger for pussy and coke. After a night out with Dustin, you will be filled with awesome shit and horny goat's testicles which when tickeled makes Derek very red and sometimes itchy down below. To cure the itch he used Joe Hahn's turntables which are never used like that should be when the beats are dope ass fresh like Dr. Dre drinking kool-aid on a block of chocolate. The itch was so bad because you try so hard and this is not what he had dreamed he would see it yellow and with flowers on the dick of Rasta Mike that Mr. Hahn was smoking with the Pheonix! But it was snowing and I've become what i thought someone would smoke so im now gonna lick a camels anal because Derek smells like roses and marshmellows except for Ben's candy coated licorice flavoured with semen from a goat who has just eated some bratwurst and fucked a monkey named Perry. Perry liked to lick his own cat early in the ear. Just before the licking the tip of Liz's ear which Sonic found extremely revolting and unnecessary when cooking pie. Derek eats hairy butt cracks and washes himself with axel grease and cotton candy until it puts the try the ketchup mother fucker fucking says Jeff as i walk this road of awesome but as i look at Rastamikes hat, theres nothing there but you just masterbate until it comes all over Rasta Mikes foot which is just too much fun. But Derek doesn't like having fun, so he just fucking fucked that fucking fuck who fucked the other fucker who fucked Team Sega because Team Capcom rocks of awesome FUCK! Fucking hedgehogs, how much more can suck those fucking awesome speedy hedgehogs.
     
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    Puss kingdom, Joe Manchu Joe Bro but he likes donkey dick and orange Coca Cola which when added to a cocktail that will make you an immortal Billy goat with a hunger for pussy and coke. After a night out with Dustin, you will be filled with awesome shit and horny goat's testicles which when tickeled makes Derek very red and sometimes itchy down below. To cure the itch he used Joe Hahn's turntables which are never used like that should be when the beats are dope ass fresh like Dr. Dre drinking kool-aid on a block of chocolate. The itch was so bad because you try so hard and this is not what he had dreamed he would see it yellow and with flowers on the dick of Rasta Mike that Mr. Hahn was smoking with the Pheonix! But it was snowing and I've become what i thought someone would smoke so im now gonna lick a camels anal because Derek smells like roses and marshmellows except for Ben's candy coated licorice flavoured with semen from a goat who has just eated some bratwurst and fucked a monkey named Perry. Perry liked to lick his own cat early in the ear. Just before the licking the tip of Liz's ear which Sonic found extremely revolting and unnecessary when cooking pie. Derek eats hairy butt cracks and washes himself with axel grease and cotton candy until it puts the try the ketchup mother fucker fucking says Jeff as i walk this road of awesome but as i look at Rastamikes hat, theres nothing there but you just masterbate until it comes all over Rasta Mikes foot which is just too much fun. But Derek doesn't like having fun, so he just fucking fucked that fucking fuck who fucked the other fucker who fucked Team Sega because Team Capcom rocks of awesome FUCK! Fucking hedgehogs, how much more can suck those fucking awesome speedy hedgehogs. soon after donkey
     
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    The entire point of the 3 word story is that members take turns posting 3 words at a time. You're turning it into 6 word story :rolleyes:
     
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    Alright, new story...old one is getting too messy.

    Ben's right leg
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over
     
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    Ben's right leg ruined by 1STPKLOSER, was raped by my dog's giant sister's right leg. So then she hopped over to the local bar and ate the wrong worm. Then a bear beat his meat over Ben's left leg
     

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