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In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross Super Soaker filled ass cream whipped with Four Loko ice creams and a hint of a sponge and jellyfish. Beware of the reaper and don't fear the reaper's brother, Arnold, he has a football filled with a bunch of bananas and big, hairy rainbows. He has a small item, a small penis, and a small man who is locked away in a box full of red hot chili peppers and blue cold warm dolphin. My hand is a DOLPHIN! And my nipples are hard and I'm high as a kite during lunch time at KFC sitting next to a hobo with no clothes on other than KFC bucket on her head whilst singing Yankee Doodle. Thats very creepy, a fly marrying a hippo during

 

In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross Super Soaker filled ass cream whipped with Four Loko ice creams and a hint of a sponge and jellyfish. Beware of the reaper and don't fear the reaper's brother, Arnold, he has a football filled with a bunch of bananas and big, hairy rainbows. He has a small item, a small penis, and a small man who is locked away in a box full of red hot chili peppers and blue cold warm dolphin. My hand is a DOLPHIN! And my nipples are hard and I'm high as a kite during lunch time at KFC sitting next to a hobo with no clothes on other than KFC bucket on her head whilst singing Yankee Doodle. Thats very creepy, a fly marrying a hippo during hunting season in

 

In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross Super Soaker filled ass cream whipped with Four Loko ice creams and a hint of a sponge and jellyfish. Beware of the reaper and don't fear the reaper's brother, Arnold, he has a football filled with a bunch of bananas and big, hairy rainbows. He has a small item, a small penis, and a small man who is locked away in a box full of red hot chili peppers and blue cold warm dolphin. My hand is a DOLPHIN! And my nipples are hard and I'm high as a kite during lunch time at KFC sitting next to a hobo with no clothes on other than KFC bucket on her head whilst singing Yankee Doodle. Thats very creepy, a fly marrying a hippo during hunting season in Africa and when

 

In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross Super Soaker filled ass cream whipped with Four Loko ice creams and a hint of a sponge and jellyfish. Beware of the reaper and don't fear the reaper's brother, Arnold, he has a football filled with a bunch of bananas and big, hairy rainbows. He has a small item, a small penis, and a small man who is locked away in a box full of red hot chili peppers and blue cold warm dolphin. My hand is a DOLPHIN! And my nipples are hard and I'm high as a kite during lunch time at KFC sitting next to a hobo with no clothes on other than KFC bucket on her head whilst singing Yankee Doodle. Thats very creepy, a fly marrying a hippo during hunting season in Africa and when you think that it couldn't get

 

In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross Super Soaker filled ass cream whipped with Four Loko ice creams and a hint of a sponge and jellyfish. Beware of the reaper and don't fear the reaper's brother, Arnold, he has a football filled with a bunch of bananas and big, hairy rainbows. He has a small item, a small penis, and a small man who is locked away in a box full of red hot chili peppers and blue cold warm dolphin. My hand is a DOLPHIN! And my nipples are hard and I'm high as a kite during lunch time at KFC sitting next to a hobo with no clothes on other than KFC bucket on her head whilst singing Yankee Doodle. Thats very creepy, a fly marrying a hippo during hunting season in Africa and when you think that it couldn't get any more worse

 

In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross Super Soaker filled ass cream whipped with Four Loko ice creams and a hint of a sponge and jellyfish. Beware of the reaper and don't fear the reaper's brother, Arnold, he has a football filled with a bunch of bananas and big, hairy rainbows. He has a small item, a small penis, and a small man who is locked away in a box full of red hot chili peppers and blue cold warm dolphin. My hand is a DOLPHIN! And my nipples are hard and I'm high as a kite during lunch time at KFC sitting next to a hobo with no clothes on other than KFC bucket on her head whilst singing Yankee Doodle. Thats very creepy, a fly marrying a hippo during hunting season in Africa and when you think that it couldn't get any more worse a cream filled

 

In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross Super Soaker filled ass cream whipped with Four Loko ice creams and a hint of a sponge and jellyfish. Beware of the reaper and don't fear the reaper's brother, Arnold, he has a football filled with a bunch of bananas and big, hairy rainbows. He has a small item, a small penis, and a small man who is locked away in a box full of red hot chili peppers and blue cold warm dolphin. My hand is a DOLPHIN! And my nipples are hard and I'm high as a kite during lunch time at KFC sitting next to a hobo with no clothes on other than KFC bucket on her head whilst singing Yankee Doodle. Thats very creepy, a fly marrying a hippo during hunting season in Africa and when you think that it couldn't get any more worse a cream filled toilet and then

 

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