Three word story

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Manu, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    261



    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how Waluigi was telling him about his stepchild named Ryan. Ryan was very horny like a big milf with large mammary glands making 11,000 posts. appaK was glad that he murdered Mario and Luigi in a bathtub filled with bullshit and called it the tastiest motherfucker this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mario then pulled out a peach with some curlies which were ginger just like Phoenix's curlies, fire roasted with a taste of honey nut goodness. Pigs then ran in fear of Phoenix, for he was ready for sexy time with their curly tails and shit covered noses. What happened next is unknown. Guns were blasting, lasers were firing and people ducking, once upon a time, in the forest of shit
     
  2. Super Sonic

    Super Sonic The Hedgehog LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,236
    Likes Received:
    17



    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how Waluigi was telling him about his stepchild named Ryan. Ryan was very horny like a big milf with large mammary glands making 11,000 posts. appaK was glad that he murdered Mario and Luigi in a bathtub filled with bullshit and called it the tastiest motherfucker this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mario then pulled out a peach with some curlies which were ginger just like Phoenix's curlies, fire roasted with a taste of honey nut goodness. Pigs then ran in fear of Phoenix, for he was ready for sexy time with their curly tails and shit covered noses. What happened next is unknown. Guns were blasting, lasers were firing and people ducking, once upon a time, in the forest of shit the story began
     
  3. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    261



    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how Waluigi was telling him about his stepchild named Ryan. Ryan was very horny like a big milf with large mammary glands making 11,000 posts. appaK was glad that he murdered Mario and Luigi in a bathtub filled with bullshit and called it the tastiest motherfucker this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mario then pulled out a peach with some curlies which were ginger just like Phoenix's curlies, fire roasted with a taste of honey nut goodness. Pigs then ran in fear of Phoenix, for he was ready for sexy time with their curly tails and shit covered noses. What happened next is unknown. Guns were blasting, lasers were firing and people ducking, once upon a time, in the forest of shit the story began to this day.
     
  4. Super Sonic

    Super Sonic The Hedgehog LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,236
    Likes Received:
    17



    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how Waluigi was telling him about his stepchild named Ryan. Ryan was very horny like a big milf with large mammary glands making 11,000 posts. appaK was glad that he murdered Mario and Luigi in a bathtub filled with bullshit and called it the tastiest motherfucker this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mario then pulled out a peach with some curlies which were ginger just like Phoenix's curlies, fire roasted with a taste of honey nut goodness. Pigs then ran in fear of Phoenix, for he was ready for sexy time with their curly tails and shit covered noses. What happened next is unknown. Guns were blasting, lasers were firing and people ducking, once upon a time, in the forest of shit the story began to this day. It then ended
     
  5. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    261



    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how Waluigi was telling him about his stepchild named Ryan. Ryan was very horny like a big milf with large mammary glands making 11,000 posts. appaK was glad that he murdered Mario and Luigi in a bathtub filled with bullshit and called it the tastiest motherfucker this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mario then pulled out a peach with some curlies which were ginger just like Phoenix's curlies, fire roasted with a taste of honey nut goodness. Pigs then ran in fear of Phoenix, for he was ready for sexy time with their curly tails and shit covered noses. What happened next is unknown. Guns were blasting, lasers were firing and people ducking, once upon a time, in the forest of shit the story began to this day. It then ended, with bullshit intact
     
  6. Super Sonic

    Super Sonic The Hedgehog LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,236
    Likes Received:
    17



    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how Waluigi was telling him about his stepchild named Ryan. Ryan was very horny like a big milf with large mammary glands making 11,000 posts. appaK was glad that he murdered Mario and Luigi in a bathtub filled with bullshit and called it the tastiest motherfucker this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mario then pulled out a peach with some curlies which were ginger just like Phoenix's curlies, fire roasted with a taste of honey nut goodness. Pigs then ran in fear of Phoenix, for he was ready for sexy time with their curly tails and shit covered noses. What happened next is unknown. Guns were blasting, lasers were firing and people ducking, once upon a time, in the forest of shit the story began to this day. It then ended, with bullshit intact, the story draws
     
  7. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    261



    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how Waluigi was telling him about his stepchild named Ryan. Ryan was very horny like a big milf with large mammary glands making 11,000 posts. appaK was glad that he murdered Mario and Luigi in a bathtub filled with bullshit and called it the tastiest motherfucker this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Mario then pulled out a peach with some curlies which were ginger just like Phoenix's curlies, fire roasted with a taste of honey nut goodness. Pigs then ran in fear of Phoenix, for he was ready for sexy time with their curly tails and shit covered noses. What happened next is unknown. Guns were blasting, lasers were firing and people ducking, once upon a time, in the forest of shit the story began to this day. It then ended, with bullshit intact, the story draws to another opening.
     
  8. Vdalem

    Vdalem Purrfect! LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2006
    Messages:
    5,882
    Likes Received:
    172



    In a land
     
  9. Super Sonic

    Super Sonic The Hedgehog LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,236
    Likes Received:
    17



    In a land, in a land
     
  10. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    528



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful
     
  11. Super Sonic

    Super Sonic The Hedgehog LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,236
    Likes Received:
    17



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and
     
  12. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    528



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a
     
  13. Nick

    Nick Great Job! LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2005
    Messages:
    8,563
    Likes Received:
    12



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly
     
  14. Dusty

    Dusty McNugget Buddy LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Messages:
    5,073
    Likes Received:
    27



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night
     
  15. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    261



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and
     
  16. Dusty

    Dusty McNugget Buddy LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Messages:
    5,073
    Likes Received:
    27



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a
     
  17. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    261



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like
     
  18. Dusty

    Dusty McNugget Buddy LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Messages:
    5,073
    Likes Received:
    27



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with
     
  19. Vdalem

    Vdalem Purrfect! LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2006
    Messages:
    5,882
    Likes Received:
    172



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of
     
  20. Dusty

    Dusty McNugget Buddy LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Messages:
    5,073
    Likes Received:
    27



    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name
     

Share This Page