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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover,
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was the apotheosis of
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was the apotheosis of Megan Fox's little
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed to follow the doctor who died
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater.
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so sloppy that Minus
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so sloppy that Minus kicked his face.
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so sloppy that Minus kicked his face. Jesse lent a hand
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so sloppy that Minus kicked his face. Jesse lent a hand and some germs
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so sloppy that Minus kicked his face. Jesse lent a hand and some germs, unfortunately. Nobody wanted
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so sloppy that Minus kicked his face. Jesse lent a hand and some germs, unfortunately. Nobody wanted to heal and feel
     
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    Americans banned Ree from Mars because of her awesomeness. Unfortunately that awesomeness was too awesome. Which exploded Earth. MKH rode his hippo to Mars and Dean felt as if Barney whipped his hair back and forth so Willow Smith sued Ree for mentioning her song. Derek was fondling his huge afro covering his miniscule grizzly bear named Glenn Beck. Glenn was a tiny pathetic excuse of a bear, ranting about graphic design and how his best friend Jonathan has no penis. "He wishes he had an asshole-eye," Ree said aloud. Minus poked the racist. Ree murdered a spider. "Bah!" she yelled racistly. Minus wailed like Derek, quite mockingly. Raymond Luxury-Yacht played Polo because he is Michael Jackson. Unfortunately, while moonwalking, he came across Shankyshank, who was trolling on forumz. He shot him in the penis. Tomozaurus cheered on as a fire breathing donkey performed a blowjob to some homeless geriatric named Steve Jobs. Jay pole danced with Cameron Diaz. Cameron the boy. A boy with body odor and herpes. Jay was appalled, and killed innocent children for millions of dollars... that sick freak. 'Twas a rush before Christmas and Dean was Scrooge (because he's British), while Derek was breakdancing to SuBo, drinking Jaeger shots and puking everywhere. Ree was trying to save the Pandas from erections of Gan's ridiculous copies of bondage hidden inside the ass of Derek. While Eraserhead masturbated Jesse and Derek ever so softly because of censorship being a bitch. The baby was on Nirvana's Nevermind cover, Jesse and Ben failed as Derek continued trying to be a chronic masturbater. He was so sloppy that Minus kicked his face. Jesse lent a hand and some germs, unfortunately. Nobody wanted to heal and feel, SOMEWHERE I BELOOOOOOOOOONG!
     
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    New paragraph....

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    LPA is full of idiots. God.

    NEW STORY! :lol:
     
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    Wrong thread there Minus :p *points to making sentences thread* ok new story

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