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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed.
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess!
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence!
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans
     
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    Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback Mountain, decided that it would do unspeakable yet contrarily speakable things to little penny and sheldon Cooper's pet vagina while driving to China while living on crackers and ketchup with some citrus soda pop and it belched out Derek's vagina. Cats are sexy and Derek wished that he could play with them. However, Derek killed the feared reaper, come on baby don't fear the reaper, baby take my hand don't fear the reaper. Jesse feared the reaper less then Derek since he was the reaper whom he feared. So one day, far far away, in a far valley to far far away neighborhood, FAR OUT MAN!, it was far but near fartingtown, USA. Derek went to Hipster High to study the art of being hippie hip hipster. He was awarded the lifetime achievement of fearing the stupid mainstream scene. I love carrots with a touch of Ichabod Crane and Sleepy Hollow juice and crackers. Derek graduated with top honours in cologne scent research at the Institute of Smelly Smells, where animal testing got them killed. Derek had enough of this mess! It was time for some flatulence! But Derek forgot that he had no idea how good those beans tasted or how
     

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