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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome.
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe.
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by Ratsa Mike as
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by Ratsa Mike as one big blunt.
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by Ratsa Mike as one big blunt. Derek Minus Oswald
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by Ratsa Mike as one big blunt. Derek Minus Oswald became pregnant by
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by Ratsa Mike as one big blunt. Derek Minus Oswald became pregnant by association and forfeited
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by Ratsa Mike as one big blunt. Derek Minus Oswald became pregnant by association and forfeited his lunch money
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls next to a panda bear by the name of Derek Minus Oswald. The panda bear stole Chester's nose while stoned on bamboo and mushrooms. Derek Minus Oswald decided that it was time to move out from the Green Ranger's comand center locker and start jerking, serving sodas for Mary Mallon who was secretly planning a rape on Derek Minus Oswald. Derek Minus Oswald was aware of the rape plan and called Rasta Mike for some back up but he had no Jeffreys to smoke so he got Samurai Joe to style his moustache with Jesus Juice and cream covered chocolate cake flavoured magic beans. The song must sound like a classic cause it can't ride a panda to the moon on a motorcycle without a little Pixie dust, cocaine is good for lubricating all the parts of Tinman, which is actually bendy when used the right way. The right way or the highway, check out the flow, mofo. I'm Rasta Mike, incase you didn't know, talk the talkshow, product of what I've done, I'll read your eyes, so step up and when they come for me, I'll be gone. GingerDave didn't approve of Rasta Mike, Chester's nose or the new paragraph. So he got a vasectomy and called himself Betty, Rasta Mike didn't like that name so clubbed a jackass in the balls using his secret story ending. Then he smoked the ashes of Papa Smurf's nuts and called it Weed and this shit is awesome. He then adopted Derek Minus Oswald to grow him a garden full purple tulips with a bunch of garden gnomes living in a world of make believe. The world then was smoked by Ratsa Mike as one big blunt. Derek Minus Oswald became pregnant by association and forfeited his lunch money to The Game.
     

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