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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics!
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the fat pussy lips
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O!
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana.
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana. Ree is sensitive
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana. Ree is sensitive, only while eating
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana. Ree is sensitive, only while eating Gary Busey's hairy
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana. Ree is sensitive, only while eating chocolate covered Kappas.
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana. Ree is sensitive, only while eating chocolate covered Kappas. Drugs make me
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana. Ree is sensitive, only while eating Gary Busey's hairy chocolate covered Kappas. Drugs make me write stories like
     

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