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  1. Blackee Dammet

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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce?
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum?
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your
     
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    n Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss
     
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    n Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He
     

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