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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber.
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries with prezzle and cheese
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries on Friday. We
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries with prezzle and cheese on Friday. We so high on
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries with prezzle and cheese on Friday. We so high on Friday that tomorrow
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries with prezzle and cheese on Friday. We so high on Friday that tomorrow came yesterday. My
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries with prezzle and cheese on Friday. We so high on Friday that tomorrow came yesterday. My Morning Jacket decided
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries with prezzle and cheese on Friday. We so high on Friday that tomorrow came yesterday. My Morning Jacket decided that Derek is
     
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    Ray William Johnson noticed that Kappa is your favorite mistake ever made. Like getting bashed in the nuts by Jesse's wild monkey named Optimus Oswald. A flying giraffe stereotypically noticed a pedobear lurking on my lawn, naked. It's bushy tail resembled a purple people eater's anus eye. What he didn't know pretended to be a fail whale that raped Derek's a fail whale HBO special called How I Shaved Jesse's Shaved Cat Friday and Thursday Which Came Before My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Suddenly J-Lo's ass exploded like a very disappointed person who went to ends of endvile where he attended "Ends of bongs" which was rehab for more bongs. A curly kitten from a shelf of sweet buns and some schlongs evaporated into the abyss of poo on YouTube channels that elephants eat. Ree, Ree, Reese -- everyone was there. Partyin' partyin', yeah! AND IT"S FRIDAY, but it's not. Subsequently, Jesse was shaving his mouse by rubbing against pointy sharp knives but decided it should only be fed some cheesy hot gooey parliament from Gary Busey's Issho Ni remix featuring Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. I like fries with prezzle and cheese on Friday. We so high on Friday that tomorrow came yesterday. My Morning Jacket decided that Derek is ending this story.
     
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    In Rio, a
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful
     
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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of
     

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