Three word story

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Manu, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    342



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang.
     
  2. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    532



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung
     
  3. MKH

    MKH That's wharrrt it is LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2010
    Messages:
    3,340
    Likes Received:
    84



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky
     
  4. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    342



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky, with funky monkeys
     
  5. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    532



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky, with funky monkeys humping wonky donkeys
     
  6. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2007
    Messages:
    11,818
    Likes Received:
    761



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky, with funky monkeys humping wonky donkeys Carmen, remote, ramen
     
  7. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    532



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky, with funky monkeys humping wonky donkeys Carmen, remote, ramen and Jesse. They
     
  8. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2007
    Messages:
    11,818
    Likes Received:
    761



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky, with funky monkeys humping wonky donkeys Carmen, remote, ramen and Jesse. They ate running broadband
     
  9. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    532



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky, with funky monkeys humping wonky donkeys Carmen, remote, ramen and Jesse. They ate running broadband with ketchup and
     
  10. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2007
    Messages:
    11,818
    Likes Received:
    761



    Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind. Let me picture, a pussy for Twitter, meow bitches, what a curly tuppence, making me rub my winkle like Harvey Kinkle, my winkle twinkles like Howard Finkle, and his wrinkles are sprinkled over his Range Rover, making me dinkle. Watch me flow, Seaman City deathrow, fishy manly raps with Nemo's fro, I'm a pro, yo mofo, I'm ridin' solo, don't you already know I'm a hobo?! Bitch please I am a muthafuckin' renegade drinkin Gatorade, swear downnn bruv, I need to ride, ride, ride on Derek's umbrella, beat down Cinderella, VeLLi has salmonella, Nemo's a fella like Nelson Mandela doin' his thang, whip his wang, eatin' chow mein, sharpening his fangs, in country twang. A dick swung like a junky, with funky monkeys humping wonky donkeys Carmen, remote, ramen and Jesse. They ate running broadband with ketchup and... I'm going, bye.
     
  11. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    342



    new story!



    When the first
     
  12. El Muerto

    El Muerto LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2005
    Messages:
    5,922
    Likes Received:
    50



    When the first was the last.
     
  13. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    342



    When the first was the last. And the last
     
  14. Benjamin

    Benjamin LPA team LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2010
    Messages:
    6,398
    Likes Received:
    7



    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning
     
  15. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    342



    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle.
     
  16. Benjamin

    Benjamin LPA team LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2010
    Messages:
    6,398
    Likes Received:
    7



    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek
     
  17. Scube

    Scube Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2008
    Messages:
    293
    Likes Received:
    1



    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup
     
  18. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    18,517
    Likes Received:
    342



    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped
     
  19. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    532



    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina
     
  20. MKH

    MKH That's wharrrt it is LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2010
    Messages:
    3,340
    Likes Received:
    84



    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun
     

Share This Page