Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Yay for 130 people in here and another 100 in the bar. FML

 

Such a long drive tomorrow. Ugh

 

You could. I'd prefer if you didn't. I understand now.

 

We're good then.

 

everything should just involve adding water

 

What the hell kind of alternate reality am I in tonight? I got hit on three times.

 

I shouldn't have screamed my voice out on Xbox tonight, It makes my friends laugh and It's hilarious but fuck, I can't sing afterwards lol.

 

Good morning.

What am I gonna wear tonight?

 

Oh my god, I think this is officially the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. Are there seriously people that stupid?

Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder
Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA

Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?”

Customer: “My left boob popped.”

Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?”

Customer: “The water kind.”

Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.”

Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?”

Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.”

Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?”

Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.”

Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?”

Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?”

Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?”

Me: “… A diode?”

Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.”

Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?”

Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.”

Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?”

Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.”

Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!”

Customer: *click*

 

I overslept.

 

I wish my computer will hurry the fuck up and stop being so....difficult...

 

Huh... after playing the Killzone 2 demo, I have to say the trailer (oddly enough) does not do the game's graphics justice.

 

they do that, when i finish my degree im gonna piss off into the woods a live without the bloody things

work is gonna suck today, the cool person we were talking too yestarday is working the early shift and im gonna have to stuff and seal another thousand envelopes

 

Not without me I hope.

 

who knew getting out to the club was gonnna be this difficult

 

I think I've White Striped myself out for the night.

 

AGH! I suck at shopping! 4 out of the 5 t-shirts I bought don't fit!!!!

 

^ Don't you try them on before you buy them?