Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Nice.

 

And got a headache

 

You think you're having all the fun, you know me

I HATE EEEVVVERRRYYYOOOONNNNEEE

 

Damn, I just got my ass handed to me.

 

She spreads herself right open, to let the insects in

JUST ONE DAY!

 

Good morning penny!

Chris:

Here's our flyer! It details reports from people right in the middle on my seminar and submitted results from attendee's of my lecture. Not only will you be informed of sweet ways to be a Show off, you can show off in style, and make all the chicks mad for you! You'll learn the most brutal way to bitch slap a bad-mouth at your local bar while also the same time having the bartender handing over free drinks in sheer awe of your serious kick-assery! We also cover:

*Working out attitudes
* How to eat like a super Pro.
* What to give a girl on a date that'll wish she had mirrors on her pants .
* Be Super serious with all seriously serious matters; such as Serious talks, Serious walks and Even Serious Manlyness.
* Learn how to take a bullet in the chest and WALK IT OFF like it was nothing.
* How to decide weather to put the pedal to the floor or pull over to the side of the road
* Be a super-villian with space rocket technology all from common household items.
* How to cook like a Seriously Serious Chef cooking skills.
* How to grow luciously beautiful hair that'll make all girls want to pet you.
* Learn the Most cold-hearted style of Fighting, yet to be explained to the world.
* Kill. With a Fucking stare.
*Evade a Speeding ticket by eventually giving the cop himself a ticket.
* Coo a girl using complex sentence structures that'll BLOW HER MIND, and then in turn...
* Take stab wounds and make them appear on your enemies!
* Make yourself Mug-proof.
* Have 99 problems, except being a Bitch.
* Be the best DJ in the house, Forever.
* Throw sweeet rave parties!
* Be immune to STD's, Even if you already have one!

Don't believe me yet? CHECK THESE TESTIMONIALS.

From PRACTITIONERS OF MY LECTURE!

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So if you're still not convinced call 1-800-666-LOLZ for more information from our Representatives.

note: We do not reimburse lost money or refunds, Any tears from getting "Talk the talk, walking the walk" lession doesn't mean abuse. By calling, you waiver all your legal rights. Call now!

 

Wow. You have too much free time.

 

I just sniped the fuck out of those guys.

 

Awww



@ Robbie!

 

....w...t...f...?

 

'Sup all?

 

That gave me a bad mental image of a chick opening her legs up and letting insects fly into her vagina.

 

fuck yeah!

 

!


As much ado, I go rest.


nighty-o!

 

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

 

Morning.

 

i was just posting lyrics to the song i was listening to.

 

Why is everyone awaken by the first mention of the word 'vagina' in this thread?

 

Good morning Thomas!

 

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY
I CAN DANCE ALL DAY
TRY HIT ME
TRY HIT ME
AND
BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!!