Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

WHAT THE FUCK HE DIED! JESUS CHRIST.

 

Well the car was badly damaged.

 

Thank you! I still can't believe I actually won something that cool. I have always wanted to catch at least one at a show, but I am so damn short. Next best thing though.

 

Yeah it was, but still.. I wanted to hear his motive.

 

Wow a seventh person died

 

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
The kind you'd find on someone that could save
If they don't put me away
It’ll be a miracle

Do you believe you're missing out?
That everything good is happening somewhere else
But with nobody in your bed
The night is hard to get through

And I will die all alone
And when I arrive I won’t know anyone

Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem's gonna last
More than the weekend

 

I know right, it's really fucking unfair.

 

What happened? Who?

 

The guy who did this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQc4-DkKktg

Warning though, it might be shocking.

The fucker died, so he nicely took the easy way out.

 

And no one knows why he did it?

Some people make me sick.

 

easy day today

 

I think it's some kind of suicide action/seeking for attention.

 

Beat the odds like an abusive freak show owner!

 

What a great way to get attention. [/sarcasm]


Also: Learn 1,000 intros and no songs, with Joe Wiles from the Rock and Roll Conservatory!

 

All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists
(Yes, they're ALL TRUE as heard at the information
kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff!)


1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk
Crossing" signs?

2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?

3. Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?"
Park Information Staff: " 'Elk' "
Tourist: "Oh".

4. Are the bears with collars tame?



5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?

6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or
should I store it in my tent?

7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?

8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me
what it was?



9. Are there birds in Canada?

10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?

11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?

12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?



13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that
Saskatchewan?

14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?

15. Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?

16. How far is Banff from Canada?



17. What's the best way to see Canada in a day?

18. Do they search you at the B.C. border?

19. When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to
British pounds?

20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one,
don't they?


21. Are there phones in Banff?

22. So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles?

23. We're on the decibel system you know.

24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??



25. Is that two kilometres by foot or by car?

26. Don't you Canadians know anything?

27. Where do you put the animals at night?

28. Tourist: "How do you get your lakes so blue?"
Park staff: "We take the water out in the winter and paint the
bottom."
Tourist: "Oh!"

 

im hungry

 

Oh my God. Absolutely horrible.

 

I don't get what happened.

 

Telepopmusik are pretty good.

 

ya im a little confused too
what happened?