Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Messing with people on Omegle > *

 

...omfgwtfpassport?

 

Lolomgwtfdairyqueenbbq

 

My mom just told me that I would make a very good house wife. I don't know how I feel about that, lol.

 

It's not an insult. Now go make me a sandwich.

 

Make your own damn sandwich.

 

Did someone say Sandwich?

 

sudo go make me a sandwich

 

It's like an owl without a graduation cap. Heartbreaking.

 

Hey mom, theres something in the back room!
Hope it''s not the creatures from above
You used to tell me stories, as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracy's are dumb.

 

In your honor, I named my newly caught Steelix, Passport. Why Steelix? I have no idea. But it's there.

 

hahaha

 

Passport used Iron Tail!

It's super effective!

 

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0013268/

 

Why must my family, my brother and my dad in particular be so damn stubborn and rude about my children? It makes me want to not go to family events any more.

 

"There's nothing to be freaked out about! That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed."

30 Rock <3

 

"Look at it this way; if you could do what I could do, then you would do it too! But you can't! I can, and I have, and I'll do it again! So, you should be happy for me, just a little tiny bit, don't you think?"

 

I wish I still had my scanner. I have pictures I want to scan so badly.

 

I just saw Requiem for the Dream for the first time. My god what a fucked up movie.