Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

If he's drunk, somebody needs to screencap his posts for future blackmail.

 

"I must be drunk, listening to Linkin Park."

That.

What? I'm a lousy poet.


And by "a lousy poet" I mean I've never written anything before, lol.

 

I thought we were keeping that a secret until we become famous so we can sell it for drug money.

 

...I haven't said anything worth blackmailing me over.

You guys are taking all the fun out of this.

 

Oh.

Um.













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DRUNKEN DOUBLE POST!!!

 

HOORAY!

 

I'm at Will's now. If he denies it it's because he's been drinking.

It's fucking awesome though.

 

I'd never deny it.

It also means you weren't murdered by geese.

 

....yet.

 

I can't believe I walked to Aberystwyth, swam to New York, then walked to Ohio, all in just under half an hour.

 

We lost 8 penaltise to 6.

 

The Kenyans ain't got nothin' on you.

 

Ah, that sucks.

Hey, remember, never blame the goalie.

 

You guys are posting way too slow for me. Jerks.

 

Hey Will, can I have the pizza bites from your freezer?

 

...That's fucking messed up, I just bought some, like, an hour ago.

 

why don't you drink some more?

 

...can I have them?

 

Why don't you drink some more?