Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

That's not funny That's like laying in bed with [name] and you're all horny and stuff and just when it's about to happen...























you wake up.

 

Yeah, Emma Stone. That's who I was thinking.

 

I should cook dinner

 

I had a dream like that. I wanted to punch my mom for waking me up.

 

Yeah, I couldn't think of her name.

 

She's purdy.

 

I thought it was Linsday Lohan...

 

^

 

Lindsay Lohan wishes she was that hot.

 

Oh, man, I fucking hate it when that happens.

I still think it's funny, though.

 

She wishes she was anything at all.

 

This is so awesome! From now on, I'm going to start using that instead of "This". Thanks, Dean!

EDIT:

^

It works! , lol.

 

I'd do Lindsey Lohan. Thricefold.

 

I'd still nail her. But still.

 

You go do that and I'll thank you later when I don't have The Clap.

 

She's in a movie named Zombieland with Woody Harrelson, Amber Heard, and Mila Kunis. Win.

 

See, I'm only a Christian in the hope that, when I die, heaven is doing Mila Kunis for eternity.

 

Good call on that one.

 

A threesome with Emma Stone and Mila Kunis. <3

 

That just may be the cure to my dislike of lesbianism.

Not the threesome BTW.