Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

I can't ever do anything right.....

 

I like my new sig.

Sure, it's no Katy Perry, but whatever.

 

"Dicks and vaginas are like Coke and Pepsi -- I strongly prefer one by my dad thinks they taste the same."

 

If the scene weren't so great and deep and emotional and all, I'd be saying that too

 

Tsk tsk.

 

Beats my head against the wall out of frustration and sadness

 

Hellen Keller was my perfect woman
But I don't think she cared
I played this song for her
She just sat there and stared

 

Just read that now. Think Mountain Dew just came out my nose.

 

So do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!

 

<3 3OH!3

 

Home made chicken parmesan and garlic bread for dinner tonight, yum.

 

OH MY GOD JUST GTFO ALREADY. I can see you're hiding. Christ on a bike.

Hrm.

I'm off to kill some more Boomers :]

 

I...am hungry.

 

I would feed you Will if you were in California LOL

 

I...am thirsty.

Nice to meet you.

 

I hate when my dad does that to me.

 

I don't want to know what your dad does to you.

 

It's not as bad as:

When I seafood, I eat it.

 

Shut up, douche.