Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

For God's sake, you must be as old as the sun
Your Social Security number is one
You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee
Why must you live, grandfather, why must you fight?
You old mother fucker, just walk toward the God damned light



Edit —
@ Jen —
I don't think anyone was making fun of you for it. If that's what you got out of it, that wasn't our fault, really.

 

Hate to agree with him, Jen. But I do on this post.

 

Who's that in your sig?

 

Dunno. A model. I love the pose and the hat. <3

 

sigh

 

You just found a random person for your sig? That's great.

 

Win.

 

Pen-nayyyyyyy, find me a random person for my sig! lol.

 

Twit — er, I mean, Facebook just randomly died.

 

Recognize that their being complete asshats.

And then, let them be mad, it's quite funny to watch someone try their best to upset you!

 

She's a model. I just don't remember her name. XD

 

Ooooh, how mysterious!

 

"18 year old Lois. SON OF A BITCH!"

 

Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
The matters of the heart, sometimes the truth will let a sting
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
But we will never last because I'm white and you are...also white

Oh God

 

Its going to rain again. =(

 

AHHH. NAKED PEOPLE. NAKED PEOPLE. Not that I mind, but did that scene have to be the one to be showing when the 'rental units came in? I love arty, foreign indie movies, but honestly!

 

Rain <3

 

I don't like it, I like sunlight and warmth.

 

FAIL!

 

My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee
Then hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say

Damn, that's a ugly baby
God damn, that's a ugly-ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
'Cause, damn, that's a ugly baby

Stephen Lynch <3