Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

You better hurry up or I'll have to start without you.

Oh, I don't think I need a video to learn how to do that.

And about that YouTube video... We'll see what happens.

 

Good times.

 

Doesn't really matter since he'll be finishing without you anyway.





...okay, I stole that from some very bad sitcom but still: BURN.

 

HAR!

 

sexpls? no.
fuck you!
I said no..

Damn

 

Ouch.

Edit —
Oh my God, Bo Burnham got his own Comedy Central Presents special!

 

I think it's time for a new sig. Although I really like my current one...

 

He has an album out through comedy central. I saw it today at target

 

Trying to compete with mine?

 

And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She wasn't wearing underwear at least i prayed that
She might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard (Du Na Na!)
Yeah, Some girls try too hard to impress (Du Na Na!)
With the way that they dress (Du Na Na!)
With those things on their chest (Du Na Na!)
And the things they suggest to me

 

I don't think I can, even if I wanted to. She looks drop dead gorgeous in that picture.

Yeah...

 

I know, I got it when it came out Tuesday.

I didn't know his first EP came out through CCR too.

 

*is in a flat out headbanging mood*

 

If I had a hammer
I'd build a house for two
And if I had a sailing ship
I'd take a trip with you
If I had a poet's hand
I'd write a verse for thee
And if I had the painter's touch
On canvas you would be
But I don't have a hammer
And I don't have a ship
So I can't build you a house
And we can't take a trip
And I'll never be a poet
Nor have the painter's grace
So I'll never write your verse
Nor immortalize your face
And also, I have herpes

 

Oh my god, someone shoot me please. Like, right now.

 

I just had a girl ask me to dance with her Im at work. That's so weird.

 

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=57527613569#/group.php?gid=57527613569

FACEBOOK WALL FIGHT.

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt is going out with Jamie Kennedy now?

WHAT DO YOU GIRLS SEE IN DOUCHERS? SERIOUSLY?

 

*runs*

I wish I knew the answer to that question, man. But it's like the douchier they get the hotter they become. Simple as that.

EDIT: Then again, that's just me...